Using the "I'm not even driving" excuse when the bouncer informs you that you've been cut off. TFM. Rooster Cogburn III13 years ago
Chipotle pledge has to get me Chipotle whenever I feel like it. It’s not very creative, I just love Chipotle and hate waiting in lines. TFM. Captain Ass Rash13 years ago
The Pope resigning. NF. Our president trying to resign, but the chapter forcing him to keep his position because he’s the only one capable. TFM. TakeOneToTheStomach13 years ago