My fireworks display makes Gettysburg look like a roman candle fight. TFM. FliesItDies119115 years ago
I don't have a girlfriend. I just have a girl who would be very upset if she heard me say that. TFM. Howards BROck15 years ago
Four of my last five slams have been small blondes. The fifth one had huge boobs. TFM. mrfratcat15 years ago
John Hancock signing his name extra large so the King of England would know exactly who was telling him to go fuck himself. TFM. Frat Harvey15 years ago