Grandma told me that I sound just like my Great Grandpa did in the 1930's... What recession? TFM. Masters In Frat15 years ago
Bought my slampiece a Shake Weight and a box of popsicles for Valentine's Day. Told her to practice her swirl and stroke because Steak and a Blowjob Day is not far around the corner. TFM. djsear0115 years ago
Laying out the drunk asshole who grabbed the waitress's ass with a pool cue. TFM. BROlt McCoy15 years ago
I can trace the lineage of my dog back farther than you can trace your gdi family's. TFM. Blackout Fratter15 years ago
Some geed rear-ended me yesterday, going to have to replace my trailer hitch. He has to replace his hood and windshield. TFM. Fratstar_186015 years ago