My dad makes the most interesting man in the world look like Elton John on ice skates. TFM. AO15 years ago
Every time I take a shit I send a picture of it to the pledges to remind them of what they are. TFM. shitto15 years ago
Spellcheck recognizing the names Limbaugh and Coulter in my essay but not Maddow or Olbermann. TFM. Sperry stench15 years ago
The sight of someone using two hands to put a dip in irritates the hell out of me. TFM. Frat Flop15 years ago
Last night my slampiece came home to a trail of rose pedals. Much to her surprise they led her straight to the fridge, not the bedroom. TFM. Mr ThK 71515 years ago