Dad let me name our new thoroughbred after a fast slampiece I met last semester. She found out today and wants a ride, but not from the horse. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Life is like swinging a golf club. You can do everything right, practice all you want, and spend hours upon hours perfecting it, but at the end of the day it's all in the grip. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
When life gives me lemons, I hand them to the help and ask them to make me an Arnold Palmer. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
My dad threw out the 6-year-old scotch in the liquor cabinet because it was "still in diapers". He said, "we want scotch that is half way through college," and then proceeded to open up 20-year-old Johnnie Walker Blue. TFM. it flies it dies15 years ago