Told my Grandma I "needed another Polo Shirt"...walked out with $875 worth of clothes from VV. TFM. FratitudeAdjustment15 years ago
The only thing in my cargo pocket is my last round of ammunition. TFM Sadr City style. Anonymous15 years ago
My Dad gave me my first pinch of Copenhagen on the golf course when I was 13. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Due to investments made in my name, I've had to file for income tax since I was born. Thanks Dad. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Drinking a Tom Collins while taking a shower with slampiece #2, showering to get ready for slam piece #1's date party. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago