Charlie Sheen Would Make Girls Sign A Non-Disclosure Agreement Before Sex, And Here It Is
Charlie Sheen is known for his sexual history of courting many, many women — sometimes more than one at a time. To keep his sex life and acting life separate, he would give his partners a non-disclosure agreement before the two brought their loins together.
InTouch got their hands on the NDA and posted it for the world to see. Here they are.
I’m not a lawyer, but this looks like a pretty sound agreement. Should one of the ladies go mouthing off about their sexy time, then she owes him a $100K fine plus any other expenses incurred from the agreement. It’s foolproof logic. Sheen makes sure that 1) no girl will run to the media about their sexual past and 2) it ensures that sex is consensual because they are signing a legal document.
This reminds me a lot about Dave Chappelle’s love contract.
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Charlie Sheen to his sexual partners:
“Don’t tell anyone or I’ll sue your ass!” I think I’m going to have my lawyer start drafting these up..
[via InTouch]
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Pretty sure there isn’t an HIV clause in there so this contract is just about null and void
10 years ago at 10:28 amOh it’s covered. This thing is generalized enough to cover anything and everything. Sheen’s got some good lawyers.
10 years ago at 12:11 pmNo judge would uphold those remedy provisions, though, especially the liquidated damages provision that imposes a fine… such liquidated damages provisions are always invalidated
10 years ago at 1:02 pmWinning a lawsuit is good. Not having one in the first place is even better. That’s why they have all of these unenforceable clauses, it’s so the girl thinks she doesn’t have a chance in court so she doesn’t bother.
10 years ago at 5:27 pmRight, I’m sure they wouldn’t ever have to get to the judge
10 years ago at 9:31 amHe must have a tiny dick. FaF
10 years ago at 10:28 amSwing and a miss, Frabst.
10 years ago at 11:48 amIt happens.
10 years ago at 12:35 pmGotta be sexually active to make the contract effective Lee
10 years ago at 10:31 amWhen Charlie Sheen does it, well he can do whatever the fuck he wants.
10 years ago at 10:36 amIf you did it Harrison, it’d be creepy as hell.
Charlie sheen is all about those cool power moves.
10 years ago at 11:13 amYea man, why don’t blow him already
10 years ago at 3:45 amTake notes, Bill Cosby.
10 years ago at 10:38 amI have a lot of experience when it comes to sexual NDA contracts, most girls hand them to me before we do the dirty.
10 years ago at 10:58 amNo they dont.
10 years ago at 11:35 amTCharlieSheenM
10 years ago at 11:01 amthanks for letting us know who this is probably about
10 years ago at 11:06 amHow can you post about this but completely ignore the fact that he told the world he has AIDS yesterday?
10 years ago at 11:05 amHe has HIV
10 years ago at 11:38 amEverything this guy does is inspirational to me.
10 years ago at 11:19 amEverything?
10 years ago at 11:43 amSo getting HIV is an inspiration?
10 years ago at 1:59 pmTry less chief
10 years ago at 5:08 pmIt’s cool. Rich people don’t die from HIV.
10 years ago at 11:28 amThe cure is lots of money.
10 years ago at 12:34 pmBout $180000 shot directly into the vein if I remember correctly
10 years ago at 4:18 pm