Charlie Sheen Would Make Girls Sign A Non-Disclosure Agreement Before Sex, And Here It Is
Charlie Sheen is known for his sexual history of courting many, many women — sometimes more than one at a time. To keep his sex life and acting life separate, he would give his partners a non-disclosure agreement before the two brought their loins together.
InTouch got their hands on the NDA and posted it for the world to see. Here they are.
I’m not a lawyer, but this looks like a pretty sound agreement. Should one of the ladies go mouthing off about their sexy time, then she owes him a $100K fine plus any other expenses incurred from the agreement. It’s foolproof logic. Sheen makes sure that 1) no girl will run to the media about their sexual past and 2) it ensures that sex is consensual because they are signing a legal document.
This reminds me a lot about Dave Chappelle’s love contract.
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Charlie Sheen to his sexual partners:
“Don’t tell anyone or I’ll sue your ass!” I think I’m going to have my lawyer start drafting these up..
[via InTouch]
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Sad part is that signing a consensual contract before sex could be the norm in the next few years the way liberals run things.
10 years ago at 11:47 amI wonder if one day we’re all gonna have to do this, to prevent from getting accused of rape or sexual assault
10 years ago at 12:11 pmBeing more concerned with legal protection than STD protection. TSheenM
10 years ago at 1:51 pmThink about the shitshow that could’ve been prevented if only Bill Cosby had thought of this.
10 years ago at 2:07 pmIt’s hard to sign something when you’re passed out
10 years ago at 2:11 pmRashida jones sighting. Pants off.
10 years ago at 2:36 pmOne in two and a half men have HIV.
10 years ago at 2:40 pmHaving a French translation on your sex contract. TFM
10 years ago at 7:25 pmSubtle way for him to get her name right
10 years ago at 1:17 pm