This is Bone Daddy’s father. You all are a bunch of fuckers. I bought my son that new car because I felt like it. Come on son, let’s go to the strip joint. It’ll be more fun for you than me anyway :D. By the way, ask your doctor if Viagra is right for you. Why would you let something like erectile dysfunction get in your way?
Ignore this imposter – I am actually Bone Daddy’s father. Everyone please stop this and leave my son alone. He’s having a really rough time right now because his mother and I are getting divorced and neither of us wants custody.
I’d really prefer if you “men” stopped trying to harass my son by pretending to be me. This is all terribly upsetting for young Bone Daddy, as he already doesn’t know who his real father is. All of these accounts are only adding further confusion.
Everyone please stop creating fake accounts claiming to be Bone Daddys father. The kid’s having a hard enough time dealing with the divorce. My brother wants me to take him in for awhile until the legal situation gets sorted out but unfortunately I’m not legally allowed to be within 500 feet of a minor. He may have to stay with his grandma for awhile.
That judge was out to get you from the beginning. I think it was a conflict of interest since it was his son. Besides, they were the same as your play dates with Bone Daddy and he seemed to turn out fine.
You people es muy mal and are all liar-o’s! I am his padre, you bastardos.
El chico, don’t you no feel muy mal about these los jerk-os. They are just jealouso that their padres arent the richesto (and most erecto) dudes in all of Nebrasko.
That’s not true – THIS guy is the imposter. I know because I’m Bone Daddy Senior’s brother and he is the real father. Actually, there’s a slight possibility that I’m the father but that’s only because I banged his mom a couple times when they were separated.
Don’t tell me how to raise my own goddamn son, BDU! I don’t remember you being around to take him to the therapist when he was still wetting the bed in 7th grade. I don’t remember you helping me change his colostomy bag when he was 15 and couldn’t hold his bowels for six months after the lacrosse team hung him by his underwear from that telephone pole. No, you just took what you wanted from me and then bolted the minute we really needed you.
Oh please, like you were the one who really sacrificed for that boy? I’m the one who spent 10 years pulling double shifts at the DQ just to put food on the goddamn table. You think changing a couple diapers makes you a hero? I had to clean shit off the floor of that joint every goddamn day! Do you have any idea what kind of parents use the changing table in a fucking Dairy Queen? Half the time those animals just wipe the used shit from the diaper right on the plastic and leave it down. I caught fucking diptheria from that place twice. Not that your whore ass ever was there to take care of me when I had to call in sick. Noooo, you were too busy watching your soaps to make me a goddamn bowl of chicken soup.
^ Sweetie, don’t listen to these awful men. Your father and I both love you very much, even if you only have one testicle because of that bizarre accident you had during cub scouts.
¡Si, leave la familia out of this! It’s Easter Domingo, have some sympathy for my bastardo child. He’s had a muy mal life ever since he got knocked up in a Lincoln porter-potty-o, and deserves to be treated muy bien.
Mi chico, gracias for standing up for your familia.
Shut up, whore! You think I don’t know about you fucking my brother behind my back? I’m taking that shit straight to the judge and you won’t get a goddamn dime from me.
^ No, Please don’t! That was only one time and it was years ago when you were in Desert Storm. The Army didn’t send word and I thought you were dead! Your brother was so kind during those lonely months and I repayed him the only way I knew how. Please, you can’t tell the judge about this, I can’t afford to support myself right now. And how am I supposed to pay for BD’s tuition if you’re not paying alimony?
Oh, so I’m just supposed to forget about this now? I’m off serving my country in that sand-covered hellhole and my wife is back at home fucking my own brother and I’m supposed to pay her 20 years later for the priveledge? Fuck you, you whore! I’m taking the house, the car, the bank accounts, and the collection of Kenny Loggins records. You’re not getting shit – if you need a job go ask my old boss at the Dairy Queen. I hear they have an opening for the drive-thru window.
Guys, please. You have to stop this for the sake of BD. The poor kid is fragile right now and he could do something drastic like that fruit who went to Rutgers. I know I’m partly to blame for this but you need to do what’s right for your son. It’s not his fault that his music teacher at Creighton molested him.
Don’t tell me how to raise my own goddamn son, BDU! I don’t remember you being around to take him to the therapist when he was still pissing the bed in 7th grade. I don’t remember you helping me change his colostomy bag when he was 15 and couldn’t hold his bowels for six months after the lacrosse team hung him by his underwear from that telephone pole. No, you just took what you wanted from me and then bolted the minute we really needed you!
Oh please, like you were the one who really sacrificed for that boy? I’m the one who spent 10 years pulling double shifts at the DQ just to put food on the goddamn table. You think changing a couple diapers makes you a hero? I had to clean shit off the floor of that joint every goddamn day! Do you have any idea what kind of parents use the changing table in a fucking Dairy Queen? Half the time those animals just wipe the used shit from the diaper right on the plastic and leave the tray down. I caught fucking diptheria from that place twice because of those dirtbags. Not that your whore ass ever was there to take care of me when I had to call in sick. Noooo, you were too busy watching your soaps to make me a goddamn bowl of chicken soup.
What the hell, greekrowbetch? I’m banging you on the regular, and you didn’t tell me you were sleeping with his old balls too??? I feel the need to get tested now..
Mr. and Mrs. Daddy, this kind of behavior is reprehensible and has no place in my courtroom, let alone a public forum. I want to see both of you in my chambers first thing tomorrow morning.
Bone Daddy probably pees sitting down.
14 years ago at 9:15 pmI bet you pee out of a two inch dick…
14 years ago at 9:18 pm^Let’s go to the strip join, son! Afterwards, I think your mother’s in for a surprise. That is, as long as I take my Viagra :D.
14 years ago at 9:19 pmThis is Bone Daddy’s father. You all are a bunch of fuckers. I bought my son that new car because I felt like it. Come on son, let’s go to the strip joint. It’ll be more fun for you than me anyway :D. By the way, ask your doctor if Viagra is right for you. Why would you let something like erectile dysfunction get in your way?
14 years ago at 9:18 pmYou’re not my fucking dad, so fuck off. I don’t need another one of you harassing me.
14 years ago at 9:21 pmIgnore this imposter – I am actually Bone Daddy’s father. Everyone please stop this and leave my son alone. He’s having a really rough time right now because his mother and I are getting divorced and neither of us wants custody.
14 years ago at 9:23 pm^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx2V-D-Xdq8
14 years ago at 9:26 pm^I really don’t know what to think of this.
14 years ago at 9:26 pmI’d really prefer if you “men” stopped trying to harass my son by pretending to be me. This is all terribly upsetting for young Bone Daddy, as he already doesn’t know who his real father is. All of these accounts are only adding further confusion.
14 years ago at 9:37 pmEveryone please stop creating fake accounts claiming to be Bone Daddys father. The kid’s having a hard enough time dealing with the divorce. My brother wants me to take him in for awhile until the legal situation gets sorted out but unfortunately I’m not legally allowed to be within 500 feet of a minor. He may have to stay with his grandma for awhile.
14 years ago at 9:40 pm^You mean grandma Ruth? The world’s oldest hooker? Her house is no place to keep a child!
14 years ago at 9:46 pmThat judge was out to get you from the beginning. I think it was a conflict of interest since it was his son. Besides, they were the same as your play dates with Bone Daddy and he seemed to turn out fine.
14 years ago at 9:47 pmYou people es muy mal and are all liar-o’s! I am his padre, you bastardos.
El chico, don’t you no feel muy mal about these los jerk-os. They are just jealouso that their padres arent the richesto (and most erecto) dudes in all of Nebrasko.
14 years ago at 9:48 pmAbout to have an aneurysm laughing.
14 years ago at 10:01 pm^
Well done.
14 years ago at 12:11 pmI’m laughing so hard that I spontaneously ejaculated on the keyboard. Keep it up.
14 years ago at 10:46 pmYou queer, boy?
14 years ago at 9:21 pmNo, he used to be, but we put him through a program in the church. He’s no longer a sinful queer :D!
14 years ago at 9:37 pmBone daddy is a genius. Ha! Jk bro. Eat a bowl of dicks.
14 years ago at 9:22 pmI had to come read some of these comments. Sweet Jesus. May God have mercy on your soul, Bone Daddy.
14 years ago at 9:30 pmHalf of the comments are from the poster. This is by far the moat controversial post ever. 150+ comments in well below 24 hours. I love it!
14 years ago at 9:30 pmIGNORE BONE DADDY SENIOR FOR I AM THE FATHER! MAURY TOLD ME!
14 years ago at 9:32 pmThat’s not true – THIS guy is the imposter. I know because I’m Bone Daddy Senior’s brother and he is the real father. Actually, there’s a slight possibility that I’m the father but that’s only because I banged his mom a couple times when they were separated.
14 years ago at 9:38 pm^This is a farce! You’re that one guy, DeShawn, who banged her back in 1995. You know you’re not the uncle, you sick son of a bitch!
14 years ago at 9:44 pm^ Sorry I must confess I banged her back in ’95…. Although, I put it on her face so it’s ok.
14 years ago at 9:49 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w2Zr9clLDI
14 years ago at 9:54 pm@jparkscaldwell, haven’t gotten anything. @freetofrat
14 years ago at 9:33 pmgot it, it is pending on your side
14 years ago at 9:38 pmHaha faggots… The only people I know who use twitter are girls and gays
14 years ago at 9:58 pmDon’t tell me how to raise my own goddamn son, BDU! I don’t remember you being around to take him to the therapist when he was still wetting the bed in 7th grade. I don’t remember you helping me change his colostomy bag when he was 15 and couldn’t hold his bowels for six months after the lacrosse team hung him by his underwear from that telephone pole. No, you just took what you wanted from me and then bolted the minute we really needed you.
14 years ago at 10:15 pmOh please, like you were the one who really sacrificed for that boy? I’m the one who spent 10 years pulling double shifts at the DQ just to put food on the goddamn table. You think changing a couple diapers makes you a hero? I had to clean shit off the floor of that joint every goddamn day! Do you have any idea what kind of parents use the changing table in a fucking Dairy Queen? Half the time those animals just wipe the used shit from the diaper right on the plastic and leave it down. I caught fucking diptheria from that place twice. Not that your whore ass ever was there to take care of me when I had to call in sick. Noooo, you were too busy watching your soaps to make me a goddamn bowl of chicken soup.
14 years ago at 10:22 pmThat’s funny. Your dad didn’t seem to need Viagra when he was with me. How horrid is your mother?
14 years ago at 9:45 pmShut the fuck up bitch. My mom is the sweetest woman I know. Can everyone just leave me alone?
14 years ago at 9:49 pmShe’s pretty damn bad, babe. And thanks for the good time 😉 When we doing round two?
14 years ago at 9:50 pmWhat the fuck guys… If you have a problem with me, man up and confront me. Leave my family out of this.
14 years ago at 9:54 pm^ Sweetie, don’t listen to these awful men. Your father and I both love you very much, even if you only have one testicle because of that bizarre accident you had during cub scouts.
14 years ago at 9:59 pm¡Si, leave la familia out of this! It’s Easter Domingo, have some sympathy for my bastardo child. He’s had a muy mal life ever since he got knocked up in a Lincoln porter-potty-o, and deserves to be treated muy bien.
Mi chico, gracias for standing up for your familia.
¡Andale! ¡Andale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!
14 years ago at 10:00 pmShut up, whore! You think I don’t know about you fucking my brother behind my back? I’m taking that shit straight to the judge and you won’t get a goddamn dime from me.
14 years ago at 10:00 pm^ No, Please don’t! That was only one time and it was years ago when you were in Desert Storm. The Army didn’t send word and I thought you were dead! Your brother was so kind during those lonely months and I repayed him the only way I knew how. Please, you can’t tell the judge about this, I can’t afford to support myself right now. And how am I supposed to pay for BD’s tuition if you’re not paying alimony?
14 years ago at 10:04 pmOh, so I’m just supposed to forget about this now? I’m off serving my country in that sand-covered hellhole and my wife is back at home fucking my own brother and I’m supposed to pay her 20 years later for the priveledge? Fuck you, you whore! I’m taking the house, the car, the bank accounts, and the collection of Kenny Loggins records. You’re not getting shit – if you need a job go ask my old boss at the Dairy Queen. I hear they have an opening for the drive-thru window.
14 years ago at 10:08 pmGuys, please. You have to stop this for the sake of BD. The poor kid is fragile right now and he could do something drastic like that fruit who went to Rutgers. I know I’m partly to blame for this but you need to do what’s right for your son. It’s not his fault that his music teacher at Creighton molested him.
14 years ago at 10:12 pmDon’t tell me how to raise my own goddamn son, BDU! I don’t remember you being around to take him to the therapist when he was still pissing the bed in 7th grade. I don’t remember you helping me change his colostomy bag when he was 15 and couldn’t hold his bowels for six months after the lacrosse team hung him by his underwear from that telephone pole. No, you just took what you wanted from me and then bolted the minute we really needed you!
14 years ago at 10:16 pmOh please, like you were the one who really sacrificed for that boy? I’m the one who spent 10 years pulling double shifts at the DQ just to put food on the goddamn table. You think changing a couple diapers makes you a hero? I had to clean shit off the floor of that joint every goddamn day! Do you have any idea what kind of parents use the changing table in a fucking Dairy Queen? Half the time those animals just wipe the used shit from the diaper right on the plastic and leave the tray down. I caught fucking diptheria from that place twice because of those dirtbags. Not that your whore ass ever was there to take care of me when I had to call in sick. Noooo, you were too busy watching your soaps to make me a goddamn bowl of chicken soup.
14 years ago at 10:23 pmFuckayou whale, and fuckayou dolphin
14 years ago at 12:02 am^ I’m seriously going to piss myself laughing at all this.
14 years ago at 10:26 pmWhat the hell, greekrowbetch? I’m banging you on the regular, and you didn’t tell me you were sleeping with his old balls too??? I feel the need to get tested now..
14 years ago at 10:33 pmMr. and Mrs. Daddy, this kind of behavior is reprehensible and has no place in my courtroom, let alone a public forum. I want to see both of you in my chambers first thing tomorrow morning.
14 years ago at 12:45 pmPutting Bone Daddy through virtual pledgeship. TFM
14 years ago at 9:57 pmSo does that mean I got a bid? That would make all this bullshit worth it
14 years ago at 9:59 pm^ That’s a negative ghost rider.
14 years ago at 10:03 pmStop talking shit about my son! It’s not his fault he has a vagina underneath his penis!
14 years ago at 10:04 pmThat’s not ever possible, retard
14 years ago at 10:13 pm*even
14 years ago at 10:27 pm*fuck you
14 years ago at 10:35 pm