I’m just curious as to how this is ruining his dad’s career and why his dad knows about all of this to be pissed about it….. Did somebody run and cry to daddy and tell him the mean kids were ganging up on him? Think so.
Come on, babe. You know my kid’s just kind of a pussy. I mean, remember the last time you were over here shacking up and you had to help me clean his diapers up? He JUST SWITCHED to real underwear last week and in the past hour he has pissed THREE PAIRS! He’s ruining his new jeans! Stop making him piss himself, I can’t afford all these new jeans with my crappy acting career!
Honestly guys, what do you want me to say at this point? I answered all your questions truthfully. Can you please just give me a break? You ruined my Easter Saturday.
You idiots don’t understand what’s been going on in our home! My wife has been having intercourse with hoodrat after hoodrat! For years, too! My son is just now finding out and it’s a major shock to him. Please, be kind to him in these hard times! By the way, son. Put that gun down. It’s not the answer!
Viva Viagra, and all the others who think its funny to pretend to be my dad, knock it off. It’s not even fucking funny anymore. I’m begging you. Pick on someone else for a change.
The thing is, I get that everyone is messing with me, it’s just that it’s not funny anymore. It’s just plain mean. It’s borderline cyber bullying. I just want it to stop so everything can just go back to normal.
Yes, please everyone stop impersonating me and leave my son alone. I mean it – this has gone too far. I’d sue you all for cyberbullying but my whore wife is probably going to take me to the cleaners in this goddamn divorce and I won’t be able to afford an attorney retainer.
If this is El Dorn or someone fucking aroundo, “big ups.”
If this kid is trolling, muy bueno job-o.
But, most likelyo, mi chico es just un bit retardo from all of the Dairy Queen fumes. Pardon, chico, for having your los testicles removed after you got butt-rapedo by your uncle when you were just a little chico.
Mi chico, mi chico, mi chico…no es feel mal! Feel bueno!
All of those los imposters cannot touch your anal cavityo anymore. Come here, mi chico, into your padre’s arms. When you were touched inappropriately touched by your gym teacher, who did you el talko to? That’s right, papi. When your madre caught you jerking off the our puppy Benji, who explained to you that that’s un familia tradicion? That’s right, Papi. When your uncle walked on you dressed in a thong shaking your bum to Shakira while sucking on a dildo, who joined right on in? That’s right, Papi did.
Everything will be bueno, chico. Papi’s here. Yo quiero Taco Bell.
Bone Daddy pledge supplies Viagra when we get Whiskey dick. TFM.
14 years ago at 9:59 pmCyber bullying at it’s finest
14 years ago at 10:03 pmIt’s not so fine from this end, chief. Today has been a fucking nightmare for me…
14 years ago at 10:08 pm^ Hey don’t call him chief, bud.
14 years ago at 10:09 pmDon’t call him bud, pal.
14 years ago at 9:02 amDon’t call him pal, friend
14 years ago at 9:56 amDon’t call him friend, jackass.
14 years ago at 1:00 pmThree pages of harassment, racism and bigotry. Congrats guys, I think we just set the bar.
14 years ago at 10:06 pmThe standard by which future flame fests will be judged on.
14 years ago at 10:11 pmI’m just curious as to how this is ruining his dad’s career and why his dad knows about all of this to be pissed about it….. Did somebody run and cry to daddy and tell him the mean kids were ganging up on him? Think so.
14 years ago at 10:11 pmCome on, babe. You know my kid’s just kind of a pussy. I mean, remember the last time you were over here shacking up and you had to help me clean his diapers up? He JUST SWITCHED to real underwear last week and in the past hour he has pissed THREE PAIRS! He’s ruining his new jeans! Stop making him piss himself, I can’t afford all these new jeans with my crappy acting career!
14 years ago at 10:14 pmNo I just went up to him and calmly asked for his advice… I wasn’t crying you fucking dickhead…
14 years ago at 10:15 pm^ Not even savvy. Starting to believe Senior Bone Daddy is the father.
14 years ago at 10:16 pm^^*
14 years ago at 10:17 pmHonestly guys, what do you want me to say at this point? I answered all your questions truthfully. Can you please just give me a break? You ruined my Easter Saturday.
14 years ago at 10:19 pmYou idiots don’t understand what’s been going on in our home! My wife has been having intercourse with hoodrat after hoodrat! For years, too! My son is just now finding out and it’s a major shock to him. Please, be kind to him in these hard times! By the way, son. Put that gun down. It’s not the answer!
14 years ago at 10:12 pmViva Viagra, and all the others who think its funny to pretend to be my dad, knock it off. It’s not even fucking funny anymore. I’m begging you. Pick on someone else for a change.
14 years ago at 10:17 pmKid, everyone is fucking with you. And you are letting them. Grow a pair.
14 years ago at 10:21 pmIt’s a joke. Not a dick. Don’t take it so hard.
14 years ago at 10:22 pm^and please stop with the ED puns also
14 years ago at 10:24 pmThe thing is, I get that everyone is messing with me, it’s just that it’s not funny anymore. It’s just plain mean. It’s borderline cyber bullying. I just want it to stop so everything can just go back to normal.
14 years ago at 10:26 pmhttp://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3100000/why-so-serious-the-joker-3122768-1024-768.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.fanpop.com/spots/the-joker/images/3122768/title/why-serious&h=768&w=1024&sz=141&tbnid=RZmur5EfIDJbGM:&tbnh=88&tbnw=117&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dwhy%2Bso%2Bserious%2Bpicture%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=why+so+serious+picture&docid=2uHDoXNE1li9XM&sa=X&ei=FxSBT5CAPcHk2AWVwJTuBg&ved=0CC8Q9QEwAg&dur=973
14 years ago at 10:29 pm^^Yes, we are fucking around because it’s funny, but we don’t like you.
14 years ago at 10:31 pmYes, please everyone stop impersonating me and leave my son alone. I mean it – this has gone too far. I’d sue you all for cyberbullying but my whore wife is probably going to take me to the cleaners in this goddamn divorce and I won’t be able to afford an attorney retainer.
14 years ago at 10:32 pmYou brought this all on yourself and made it even more enjoyable for all of us by commenting on every single post. Thanks for the entertainment.
14 years ago at 11:34 pmI thought you were the top 250 wealthiest in Nebraska? Obviously don’t get paid much for your slut wife to take you to the cleaners…
14 years ago at 1:18 amYea man, no one is going to just get it up. It’s just too funny. Oh, GIVE it up*. My bad.
14 years ago at 2:41 pmI’m hoping that all the excitement of Easter will make everyone forget about this whole thing
14 years ago at 2:51 pmThis is better than when”FuckFratGuys” got balled on here last summer. It’s hilarious how quickly this escalated.
14 years ago at 10:24 pm^ I know right? I’m amazed at how many accounts were created to go along with the story.
14 years ago at 10:26 pmSeriously. I hope Bacon or Dorn writes a column about this next week. This whole thread is fucking legendary.
14 years ago at 10:36 pm^Agree
14 years ago at 10:54 pmBTW I missed the “FuckFratGuys” thread. Anyone have a link to that post?
14 years ago at 11:10 pmhttps://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/499833?page=0#comments
14 years ago at 11:30 pmIf this is El Dorn or someone fucking aroundo, “big ups.”
If this kid is trolling, muy bueno job-o.
But, most likelyo, mi chico es just un bit retardo from all of the Dairy Queen fumes. Pardon, chico, for having your los testicles removed after you got butt-rapedo by your uncle when you were just a little chico.
14 years ago at 10:26 pmLaughing so hard there are actually tears in my eyes.
14 years ago at 10:31 pmThank god I didn’t use my real name for my account. I already feel threatened as it is…
14 years ago at 10:30 pmMi chico, mi chico, mi chico…no es feel mal! Feel bueno!
All of those los imposters cannot touch your anal cavityo anymore. Come here, mi chico, into your padre’s arms. When you were touched inappropriately touched by your gym teacher, who did you el talko to? That’s right, papi. When your madre caught you jerking off the our puppy Benji, who explained to you that that’s un familia tradicion? That’s right, Papi. When your uncle walked on you dressed in a thong shaking your bum to Shakira while sucking on a dildo, who joined right on in? That’s right, Papi did.
Everything will be bueno, chico. Papi’s here. Yo quiero Taco Bell.
14 years ago at 10:37 pmGo back to Mexico you motherfucker
14 years ago at 10:38 pmYou’re either a fucking idiot, or the greatest troll this site has ever seen.
14 years ago at 10:40 pm^^Why are you harassing Bone Padre? That’s just rude.
14 years ago at 1:05 pmHaving erectile dysfunction… TFTC?
14 years ago at 10:43 pm