Do You Think This Kid Beer Pong Dunking From The 2nd Story Regrets His Decision?

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Running the TFM Instagram account, I’ve been subjected to watch you assholes senselessly break table after table doing the overplayed and tired “crowd pleaser” known as the beer pong dunk. I always root for injury, but I’m typically left in disappointment when some jabroni gets about an inch off the ground and ruins the party or tailgate unscathed. You kids either need to work on your verticals or just take a page out of this user submitted video from San Marcos. At least I’m safely assuming it’s San Marcos. Not a whole lot of other places where you’re seeing a Texas State Bobcats table.

Interesting move pencil diving and whiplashing his dome into the wall. Ideally, I’d think you’d want to get your body more horizontal. But hey, that’s just me.

Now try and one up that, kids. Go ahead. Let’s see one of you numbnuts do it off the roof. How about a fucking bridge? I bet you won’t. No balls.

Grandex or Dan Regester are not liable for any injuries that may occur from your own dumbassery. We insist that no one attempt to recreate or one up the video above. However, you’re your own person so do you.

  1. Fratstarbator

    It started off looking graceful and like he may pull it off….then he hit the table like a sack of potatoes.

    11 years ago at 7:26 pm
  2. Back In My Days

    “No ragrets.”

    “Theres nothing you regret, not even one letter?

    “Nope.”

    11 years ago at 7:56 pm
  3. MysteryBox

    Why would you do that with just one spectator? I’m not doing that unless there’s a fucking crowd cheering my name and basking in my self-injuring essence.

    11 years ago at 8:09 pm
  4. CrotchScotch

    “I bet you won’t”
    The phrase that will send hundreds of high school frat stars to the ER.

    11 years ago at 8:36 pm