Do You Think This Kid Beer Pong Dunking From The 2nd Story Regrets His Decision?
Running the TFM Instagram account, I’ve been subjected to watch you assholes senselessly break table after table doing the overplayed and tired “crowd pleaser” known as the beer pong dunk. I always root for injury, but I’m typically left in disappointment when some jabroni gets about an inch off the ground and ruins the party or tailgate unscathed. You kids either need to work on your verticals or just take a page out of this user submitted video from San Marcos. At least I’m safely assuming it’s San Marcos. Not a whole lot of other places where you’re seeing a Texas State Bobcats table.
WATCH THIS!!…you won't regret it. @Kory_with__a_K could be dead @WeLoveRobDyrdek @totalfratmove #Viral pic.twitter.com/Jk3NvKp4nX
— Tanner Berg (@Tanner_J_Berg) October 16, 2015
Interesting move pencil diving and whiplashing his dome into the wall. Ideally, I’d think you’d want to get your body more horizontal. But hey, that’s just me.
Now try and one up that, kids. Go ahead. Let’s see one of you numbnuts do it off the roof. How about a fucking bridge? I bet you won’t. No balls.
Grandex or Dan Regester are not liable for any injuries that may occur from your own dumbassery. We insist that no one attempt to recreate or one up the video above. However, you’re your own person so do you.
The only thing that would make this video better is John Madden stammering insulting commentary.
11 years ago at 8:39 pmHipster doofus
11 years ago at 8:42 pmI like the “But you’re your own person” at the end of the disclaimer. It’s almost like you aren’t a pussy that writes a disclaimer.
11 years ago at 8:49 pmThat haircut is NF
11 years ago at 9:05 pmI don’t understand. You have such a phenomenal opportunity to record your friend doing an idiotic stunt, certain for mediocre Internet fame, yet you absolutely botch capturing the entirety of the fall. You had one fucking job, you dumbfuck.
11 years ago at 9:52 pmBelieve it or not this was his second attempt at it. Cant tell you how we convinced him to do it twice but well worth a broken table and dent in the vent.
11 years ago at 11:34 pmI, for one, appreciate that you submitted this. Sad that there’s no video of the first attempt though.
11 years ago at 12:19 pmWe do the second one was just way better. But appreciate it. Thought people might like it
11 years ago at 9:21 amThe Texas State bp table explains everything. Hell, they probably gave him an aerodynamics engineering diploma afterwards.
11 years ago at 11:36 pmSomeone needs to take this one out back and end him
11 years ago at 12:25 amI’m probably missing the point here, but in what universe was this supposed to work?
11 years ago at 12:52 am#notapussy
11 years ago at 10:23 am