Drug Lord El Chapo Allegedly Emailed ISIS And Called Them Pussies
Back in July, Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman escaped from a maximum security prison in Mexico. He’s most famous for being a the leader of the barbaric Mexican cartel Sinaloa Cartel. Lately, the Sinaloa Cartel, Los Zetas, and The Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia have grown tired of just spreading drugs across Mexico.
The Sinaloa Cartel has decided that, with the rise of cocaine, ecstasy, and other fun drugs in the Middle East, they would start to set up shop in the area. I mean, Dubai does have a crazy party scene from what I’ve heard, and a lot of money is in the area so it’s a savvy business decision by El Chapo. Unfortunately, drugs are against ISIS policy. They don’t like them one bit, so they are destroying shipments from the cartels.
Wrong move. If there is one thing I’ve learned from movies, it is that you do not piss off a drug lord. You become public enemy number one. ISIS has become just that. The cartel blog has apparently gotten a leaked email that El Chapo sent to ISIS leader Abu Bakr al Baghdadi. Supposedly, the Mexican blogger who leaked this email has strong ties with the Sinaloa Cartel.
Here is the email:
“You [ISIS] are not soldiers. You are nothing but lowly p*ssies. Your god cannot save you from the true terror that my men will levy at you if you continue to impact my operation.”
“My men will destroy you. The world is not yours to dictate. I pity the next son of a wh*re that tries to interfere with the business of the Sinaloa Cartel. I will have their heart and tongue torn from them.”
Shiiiiiiit. First we had the mafia say they’d end ISIS in NY. We’ve also had Russia join in on the fun. Who’s next? Kim Jong, you trying to kill some ISIS fucks? That’d really throw the world for a loop..
[via cartel blog]
Image via YouTube

Slinging coke and killing camel fuckers? This is why the latin americans are taking our jobs.
10 years ago at 2:46 pmout sourcing at its finest
10 years ago at 2:47 pmYeah but, outsourcing to…KIM JONG? Total anticlimax.
10 years ago at 10:15 amSo what are the chances of getting said email address? Asking for a friend.
10 years ago at 2:52 pmConsoring ‘pussy’ and ‘whore’. NF
10 years ago at 2:55 pmForgot an E buddy.
10 years ago at 3:02 pmShut up pledge
10 years ago at 5:39 pmActually is a pledge^
10 years ago at 9:14 pmDoes El Chapo do internships?
10 years ago at 2:55 pmI’d like to send in my application.
10 years ago at 2:38 amBut does El Chapo do internships?
10 years ago at 12:19 pmI already hate you
10 years ago at 6:48 pmOnce this guy is thru with them these ISIS fucks won’t know their ass from their elbow
10 years ago at 3:00 pmGiving 0 fucks to how “bad” your enemy thinks he is. TFM
10 years ago at 3:05 pmJesus this site is turning into yahoo with all these ads.
10 years ago at 3:13 pmThe app is worse.
10 years ago at 6:06 pmI can’t click on a single article without Arnold telling me to join him in his Mobile Strike.
10 years ago at 2:55 amI guess the enemy of your enemy is your friend right?
10 years ago at 3:17 pm“Enemy”
10 years ago at 4:57 pmYou don’t know the original saying do you?
10 years ago at 3:22 amNo please tell me in excruciating detail
10 years ago at 7:52 amFor the US, I guess this is a 2 birds 1 stone type of situation.
10 years ago at 3:25 pmwe have El Chapo on our side, fuck you ISIS
10 years ago at 4:38 pm