Drug Lord El Chapo Allegedly Emailed ISIS And Called Them Pussies
Back in July, Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman escaped from a maximum security prison in Mexico. He’s most famous for being a the leader of the barbaric Mexican cartel Sinaloa Cartel. Lately, the Sinaloa Cartel, Los Zetas, and The Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia have grown tired of just spreading drugs across Mexico.
The Sinaloa Cartel has decided that, with the rise of cocaine, ecstasy, and other fun drugs in the Middle East, they would start to set up shop in the area. I mean, Dubai does have a crazy party scene from what I’ve heard, and a lot of money is in the area so it’s a savvy business decision by El Chapo. Unfortunately, drugs are against ISIS policy. They don’t like them one bit, so they are destroying shipments from the cartels.
Wrong move. If there is one thing I’ve learned from movies, it is that you do not piss off a drug lord. You become public enemy number one. ISIS has become just that. The cartel blog has apparently gotten a leaked email that El Chapo sent to ISIS leader Abu Bakr al Baghdadi. Supposedly, the Mexican blogger who leaked this email has strong ties with the Sinaloa Cartel.
Here is the email:
“You [ISIS] are not soldiers. You are nothing but lowly p*ssies. Your god cannot save you from the true terror that my men will levy at you if you continue to impact my operation.”
“My men will destroy you. The world is not yours to dictate. I pity the next son of a wh*re that tries to interfere with the business of the Sinaloa Cartel. I will have their heart and tongue torn from them.”
Shiiiiiiit. First we had the mafia say they’d end ISIS in NY. We’ve also had Russia join in on the fun. Who’s next? Kim Jong, you trying to kill some ISIS fucks? That’d really throw the world for a loop..
[via cartel blog]
Image via YouTube

Adapting this email to recruitment motivation.
“Said chapter” you are not fraternity men. You are but lowly pussies….”said university” is not yours to dictate…
10 years ago at 5:17 pmWhy haven’t we been able to hack into Isis’ email address yet?
10 years ago at 5:54 pmI’m sure ISIS just has an all-inclusive singular hotmail account out there just waiting to be hacked.
10 years ago at 10:35 pmHere you go: ISIS@hotmail.com
10 years ago at 2:02 amI love drugs and hate terrorists!
10 years ago at 6:05 pmPrepare for the three way battle of the century. In one corner we have an ISIS fighter with his dick stuck in a goat. In the other corner we have the infamous drug lord El Chapo armed with bricks of coke. And last but not least in the final corner we have THE DONALD TRUMP and his army of ex wife’s.
10 years ago at 7:15 pmPlace your bets.
10 years ago at 7:15 pmI bet SMU sucks.
10 years ago at 9:17 pmYeah it’s a shitty school they pretty much let anyone in, just like your mom.
10 years ago at 9:28 pmYou should’ve been swallowed.
10 years ago at 12:49 amI bet you couldn’t afford it
10 years ago at 8:47 amThere’s a lot of things that suck that I can’t afford.
10 years ago at 7:24 amThis is best read out loud in the Borat voice.
10 years ago at 3:01 pm*Obama
10 years ago at 11:41 pmToo bad the story is bullshit.
http://www.snopes.com/el-chapo-threatens-isis/
Maybe next time don’t use “Cartel Blog” as a reliable news source.
10 years ago at 8:08 amI like cocaine and hate terrorism so picking a side here is kind of a no brainer.
10 years ago at 8:11 amhttp://nypost.com/2015/12/11/el-chapos-threat-against-isis-was-a-hoax/
The leaked email was a hoax, though El Chapo probably does hate ISIS.
10 years ago at 11:15 am