ESPN Releases Top 10 Coaching Jobs in Football – Texas, ND, Bama, LSU, Michigan, OSU, UF All Make the List

This list encompasses both NFL and NCAA football teams. Here she is:

1. Green Bay Packers
2. University of Texas
3. New England Patriots
4. Notre Dame
5. New York Giants
6. University of Alabama
7. LSU
8. Michigan/Ohio State
9. University of Florida
10. Houston Texans

Number eight is solid evidence that author Gene Wojciechowski has a sick sense of humor, locking up one of college football’s most historic and bitter rivalries like that. Their fans will have fun with that one. A surprising omission, in my opinion anyway, is USC. Figured that position to be in the top three of college football.

And finally, I was completely shocked to see Texas at the two spot in all of football. It’s pretty clear that it is the premier gig in the NCAA, but ahead of the Patriots? Maybe it’s worth a shot dropping a burnt orange blank check on Bill Belichick’s doorstep. Mack Brown is clearly underperforming according to this write-up:

2. University of Texas

When they hand you the coaching keys to the Longhorns’ football program, you get the most expensive car on the lot.

According to research done at Indiana University-Purdue University Columbus, Texas’ football program is worth $805 million — more than the Forbes-calculated value of the Jacksonville Jaguars ($770 million), St. Louis Rams ($780 million) and Oakland Raiders ($785 million). In other words, the Longhorns aren’t sweating the $5.35 million salary they pay Mack Brown. Or the $25.9 million (U.S. Department of Education figures) they spent on the program in 2011.

If you can’t win at Texas, then you ought to consider another profession. The school and Austin are drop-dead gorgeous. You usually get first pick of the state’s lonnnnnng list of quality recruits. And it doesn’t hurt to have your very own Longhorn Network. Every conceivable advantage awaits.

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    1. right or wrong

      ^^did satan not sin before adam and eve????? looks like someone went to public school hahah

      13 years ago at 5:46 pm
    2. Douglas MacArthur

      God blackballing Adam from the Garden of Eden because he listened to a woman. TFTC

      13 years ago at 5:54 pm
    3. General Fratmoreland

      ^^ This guy. lol who listens to women? Their opinions don’t matter!

      13 years ago at 1:58 am
    4. cleavage

      It’s not that their opinions don’t matter. They just aren’t based on good logic. They are based on emotion and their menstration cycle, because they always have to stay away from bears.

      13 years ago at 4:09 pm
  1. Real Clayton Bigsby

    I promise to coach us to the most important victory of all, the imminent race war. Never forget that the ever important day is upon us, gentlemen. By God, we will take this country back.

    13 years ago at 2:59 pm
    1. Bone Padre

      The Mayans predicting the end of the world, but being unable to predict the conquistadors butt raping them. TFTC.

      13 years ago at 5:23 pm
    2. Real Clayton Bigsby

      Fuck you Donny Darko you’re really creeping me out with your stalking of my posts. The race war isn’t until 2020 so just cool it.

      13 years ago at 6:07 pm
  2. cleavage

    The Cowboys should be on here. But Jerry Jones’ ego has destroyed the franchise.

    13 years ago at 4:50 pm
    1. Hoosier Fratter

      Why the hell are the texans on here? For a 11-2 team they get less publicity than saints, jets, 49ers, bears.

      13 years ago at 7:09 pm
    2. Hanrahan

      ^That’s the point. It’s a great franchise and the youngest team in the NFL run by a very rich, hands-off owner who doesn’t fire coaches on a whim.

      There’s also less of a glaring spotlight, which is odd for a team that has sold out every game in its history in a city with 50 of pro football history.

      13 years ago at 10:04 am
  3. BornOnTheBayou

    USC should be on there. No matter how bad your team is, you get to be preseason #1

    13 years ago at 5:34 pm
  4. Will Ferrell

    ^ I’m glad we are all in agreement. I can’t say exactly where, but USC should have been somewhere between the Texans and Packers.

    13 years ago at 5:53 pm
    1. cleavage

      The fucking Texans? How are they even on here. I would think that you would have to win a super bowl or national championship to be on this list.

      13 years ago at 6:02 pm
  5. RTR America

    An issue for some coaches with the Texas job is the amount of transparency the Longhorn network brings. I know a coach like Saban couldn’t stand having nearly every practice filmed. Plus Texas A&M is now in the SEC, heisman trophy winner, and a guy some considered the coach of the year. They have to get Mack Brown’s ass out of there. A coach at Texas should never win less than 9 games in a year.

    13 years ago at 6:15 pm
  6. Minnebrota Brophers

    #1, the greatest organization in the history of the world cause the Yankees fuckin suck.

    13 years ago at 6:23 pm
  7. Douglas MacArthur

    If you actually check out his source you will see that this is one guy’s opinion. It’s not based on any measurement or pole. Dorn just chose it because he ranked Texas high and tried to get all you suckers to believe that this is news.

    13 years ago at 6:31 pm
  8. Spartan_Pi_Kapp

    FUCK green bay, their coaching job is shit just like their fans. And their colors are piss and baby puke. FUCK green gay

    13 years ago at 6:46 pm
    1. Dorns_Dong

      Green Bay is the biggest shit hole in the US. Fuck the packers.

      On the other hand, Hook ’em, bitch.

      13 years ago at 10:21 pm
    2. timmer

      although i am a chicago fan, i’ve been to green bay and i would hate to be stuck in that shitty ass town if i coached there. also, they have almost as many fans with no afiliation to the franchise as ND does

      13 years ago at 12:10 am
      1. Dildo T Baggins

        God damnit stupid fucking iPhone app. Meant that for dorn’s dong. Get fucked intern.

        13 years ago at 11:37 am