ESPN Releases Top 10 Coaching Jobs in Football – Texas, ND, Bama, LSU, Michigan, OSU, UF All Make the List
This list encompasses both NFL and NCAA football teams. Here she is:
1. Green Bay Packers
2. University of Texas
3. New England Patriots
4. Notre Dame
5. New York Giants
6. University of Alabama
7. LSU
8. Michigan/Ohio State
9. University of Florida
10. Houston Texans
Number eight is solid evidence that author Gene Wojciechowski has a sick sense of humor, locking up one of college football’s most historic and bitter rivalries like that. Their fans will have fun with that one. A surprising omission, in my opinion anyway, is USC. Figured that position to be in the top three of college football.
And finally, I was completely shocked to see Texas at the two spot in all of football. It’s pretty clear that it is the premier gig in the NCAA, but ahead of the Patriots? Maybe it’s worth a shot dropping a burnt orange blank check on Bill Belichick’s doorstep. Mack Brown is clearly underperforming according to this write-up:
2. University of Texas
When they hand you the coaching keys to the Longhorns’ football program, you get the most expensive car on the lot.
According to research done at Indiana University-Purdue University Columbus, Texas’ football program is worth $805 million — more than the Forbes-calculated value of the Jacksonville Jaguars ($770 million), St. Louis Rams ($780 million) and Oakland Raiders ($785 million). In other words, the Longhorns aren’t sweating the $5.35 million salary they pay Mack Brown. Or the $25.9 million (U.S. Department of Education figures) they spent on the program in 2011.
If you can’t win at Texas, then you ought to consider another profession. The school and Austin are drop-dead gorgeous. You usually get first pick of the state’s lonnnnnng list of quality recruits. And it doesn’t hurt to have your very own Longhorn Network. Every conceivable advantage awaits.
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Yea. i’d love to live in Austin and deal with every hippie and queer in the south.
13 years ago at 11:33 pmShut the fuck up pussy
13 years ago at 11:37 amWhere’s the University of Oklahoma? It was ranked the most prestigious college football program by ESPN for a reason.
13 years ago at 12:41 amNumber 12 if you include the honorable mentions.
13 years ago at 1:07 amDorn…. you fucked this article up. These aren’t the top ten football teams in all football this year. These are the top ten coaching jobs in football. Intard.
13 years ago at 8:18 amWhat gave it away? Was it the title, “ESPN Releases Top 10 Coaching Jobs in Football”?
13 years ago at 8:29 amThe Houston Texans? A team with a whopping ten years of history and one playoff win to its name is considered one of the top ten coaching jobs? This list is a joke.
13 years ago at 12:58 pm^ Seriously. They might as well put the fucking Panthers on here. At least they went to a Super Bowl once.
13 years ago at 1:08 pmESPN is high as a kite if they don’t think Alabama has one of the “prettiest” campus’
13 years ago at 7:18 amI guess some people find the inside of a tornado to be “pretty”.
13 years ago at 8:56 amI think Ole Miss should be on the list…
13 years ago at 8:54 am^ You could just be honest and say “I don’t like attractive women”.
13 years ago at 11:37 am^^DONT CAAAAARREE!!!!
13 years ago at 1:04 pmYep, the jury is in. He’s^ a pole rider.
13 years ago at 7:50 pmSounds like you’re angry that they won’t drink cosmos with you.
13 years ago at 10:40 pmYeah beautiful sorority women, great weather, the best football in the country…what’s to like right? I would laugh too…good call bud
13 years ago at 2:13 amOle Miss isn’t even close to a top 10 job, probably not a top 10 college football job. Doesn’t make you any less queer though. Thinking Ole Miss women are ugly. The Fuck is wrong with you?
13 years ago at 10:40 pm^^ You is also with queers now.
13 years ago at 10:44 pmAgain, if you don’t like Ole Miss women, you don’t like women. This isn’t name, this is heterosexuality. There are rules.
13 years ago at 2:22 pmConsidering how many people have turned down the ND coaching job in last 2 searches. ITS NOT A TOP 5 JOB.
13 years ago at 5:40 am