FAIL FRIDAY: Failure On Tap
9 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 5 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Knowing that her butt is really going to stink from all the dancing she’s doing but still whispering in her ear that you’ll eat that ass all night long. TFM.

Gross maybe don’t do that.

The next bro that I catch spanking their monkey to my Zac Efron poster is getting exposed on Facebook. I’m sick of it! TFM.

Good for you! That’ll show ’em!

Lobbying to get ass added to the food pyramid. TFM.

To whom do you lobby for this?

Hitler taking over Europe. TFM.

Uhhhhh what’s that?

Letting your pledge brother fuck your girlfriend because you know you have a bigger dick. TFM.

Interesting logic.

Finding the balance between getting a short inseam bathing suit and not letting people know you have a small frock. TFM.

Gotta hide that little frock, friend.

All she eats and drinks is wings and Pinot Grigio and she wonders why her privates smell like owl neck. TFM.

Owl neck? Like the neck of an owl? WTF?

Let’s be honest who hasn’t gotten their dick sucked in a Jason Kidd jersey before? TFM.

If we’re being honest, most people.

Spending more money at Bass Pro Shop then most people pay for their mortgage each month. TFM.

Kindly beat yourself unconscious with a full can of beer.

Getting a letter from Tim Riggin’s agent asking you politely to quit showing up at his house unannounced. TFM.

Tim Riggins is not a real fucking person.

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Dude in the back is pumped.
Dude in the back is pumped.
Impromptu bed skills 100.
Impromptu bed skills 100.
Throw what you know!
Throw what you know!
Yoga. TFM.
Yoga. TFM.
Sisterhood. TSM.
Sisterhood. TSM.
#BringBackTheDab2016
#BringBackTheDab2016
One piece revival!
One piece revival!
So close, yet so far away.
So close, yet so far away.
Don't think this is how YETI butts work.
Don’t think this is how YETI butts work.
I hope he never texts you.
I hope he never texts you.
Well, you made it. Congratulations, morons.
Well, you made it. Congratulations, morons.
Balance is key.
Balance is key.
An odd choice of reenactment.
An odd choice of reenactment.
Maybe the worst collection of hashtags I've ever seen.
Maybe the worst collection of hashtags I’ve ever seen.
That's one way to pee.
That’s one way to pee.
Kick your own asses.
Kick your own asses.
That cat is cooler than both of you combined.
That cat is cooler than both of you combined.
You appear to have pooped yourself.
You appear to have pooped yourself.

Some Guys Just Can’t Hang

Using dip as a dip. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Drunken brawls. #TFM (From @jmart40) Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Having “the slug” in your dance move repertoire. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Overestimating yourself. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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  2. ThePhiTour

    Fuck you. Give us the 7 remaining Fail Fridays, Rush Tits, Frat Romance Novels, Todd Storm, stories about guys going to Mexico to kill themselves but instead doing drugs & hookers, and Steve Holt/Intern Scabby’s termination letters. Make TFM frat again.

    9 years ago at 9:34 am
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      9 years ago at 2:15 pm
      1. LazyRican

        I thought it was 6, regardless…..GIVE US THE FUCKING FAIL FRIDAYS YOU OWE US YOU CUMBUCKET!!!

        9 years ago at 9:55 am
  4. SealTeamWhiskey

    Well I’ll be damned, the Intern finally got his head out of his ass and decided to do his job for once. You still owe us more Fail Fridays you steaming pile of shit

    9 years ago at 9:34 am
  5. thatfazylucker

    Not sure whether the naked reenactment pic or tennis sweater selfie below it is worse

    9 years ago at 9:44 am
  6. Chuck Sherman

    Do these people realize that they’re total fucks or are they completely oblivious?

    9 years ago at 9:53 am
  7. Fraddington_bear

    I Think that all the missing fail Fridays are just floating around in Sydney’s cavernous vag, and every now and then, when she moves a certain way, one just falls out. That’s why they just come and go at random.

    9 years ago at 9:59 am
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      (Sorry meant to reply here not do a stand alone comment, And not directed at you specifically.)

      So I’m gonna bust out the “I know I’m gonna get oodles ‘n oodles of laps for this but…” it’s gotta at least be said somewhere.

      I know she has probably been treated unfairly positively in her life and you’ve probably been friend-zoned by someone less attractive than her and blasting her in comments makes that somehow less painful, but Intern “Liking-sharks-is-lame-unless-you’re-a-kid,” is still a person technically.

      I think we can tone it down some at this point. Frankly she’s too easy ‘a target for this shit to be objectively funny any more. Just some kind of catharsis or I dunno what.

      9 years ago at 11:05 am
      2. Are You Kidding Me

        I still laugh.

        The problem isn’t about some repressed memory of the friend zone. The problem is she is a bitch and the first intern that had to go hide behind Dorn’s skirt because she was picked on.

        9 years ago at 11:16 am
      3. Fraddington_bear

        The problem is im not a particularly nice person, and I get amusement out of it. It doesn’t take Sigmund Fucking Freud to figure it out.

        9 years ago at 11:23 am
      4. Are You Kidding Me

        Amen. I get tired pretty quick when people tell me what I should or shouldn’t laugh at.

        9 years ago at 11:29 am
      5. SharkWeekTFM

        If you enjoy it you can’t help that. It’s just my perspective and opinion. The negativity affects my entertainment so I’m gonna do what I can to modify the milieu (if you will) to better suit my preferences, which if anyone was wonder is: a greater celebration of the greek experience, more positivity, fewer cargo shorts, more Frat Romance Novels/Todd Storm/ rush boobs and butts, and more shark content 😉

        9 years ago at 12:50 pm
      6. Fraddington_bear

        Well I genuinely appreciate your positivity. Nothing wrong with that, but being a long time TMFer, it just hurts my heart knowing that 4 years ago that wench would be fed to the sharks (you should know), but now she is forced down our throat like a Popsicle stick during a check up with a pediatrician. So I will lash out in the only way I know how, by saying her cooter smells like onions, her eye gap could house a colony, and that I could park a Range Rover Sport in her gaper. That said I see your point, and once again, appreciate your positive outlook.

        9 years ago at 1:30 pm
      7. SharkWeekTFM

        Glad we could discuss this civilly. And I totally know what you mean about the olden days (not surprisingly this is not my first account).

        9 years ago at 2:00 pm
      8. EddieWap

        Did she put you up to this Sharkweek? What did she promise you, infinite blowjobs?

        9 years ago at 12:01 pm
  8. CantDriveDixieDown

    letting your pledge brother fuck your girlfriend should have been posted on the wall

    9 years ago at 10:01 am