FAIL FRIDAY: GDIs in Disguise

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

When I’m older, fuck the hearing aids. They’ll be giving me fucking beering aids. TFM.
-North Carolina

Cringed as I read this. Here we go again…

Going to grad school for psychology. I put the rapist in therapist. TFM.
-Washington

I’m sure you’ll have a positive impact on the field of mental health treatment.

“Hi, I’m Ryan Dunn and this is the drunken car ride.” TFM.
-Texas

Woah, too soon. Too soon.

My life. TFM.
-Georgia

Strong effort. Would you care to elaborate?

Waking up realizing that you ate about a half a can sized lipper when you passed out last night and you’ve got a bad case of the shits. Making up for this by lining up a days worth of blumpkins. TFM.
-Oklahoma

How many blumpkins is a days worth?

Taking the assistant football coach job at the middle school, not because you need the money, but to haze young geeds and then fuck their substitute teachers. TFM.
-Texas

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Welcoming the new neighbors, that decided to move by greek street, with a broken tail light because they don’t believe in Jesus. TFM.
-Louisiana

Random comma splicing does not validate this act.

Studying to be an abortion doctor so I can meet sluts who don’t want kids any more than I do. TFM.
-Mississippi

Hilariously, this came from a Methodist school.

Dad prank calling my sister at work today. Three times. TFM.
-Illinois

Your dad is a fucking loser.

Telling randos you want to “tounge punch her fart box.” TFTC.
-Texas

Maybe the worst description of felatio ever.


Oh look, one of those cool Bud Light bottles you can write your name on.


Opposite of a champion.


Dated 2004, but time can’t save you from this humiliation.


Broski!!! Grab my ass right as the picture’s being taken and I’ll look surprised!


Rush Pike? I think not….

You can’t watch the whole thing:

    1. T_Bro_Pickens

      ^^this. First thing I noticed were the croakies made of string. GDI trying to be frat.

      13 years ago at 5:05 pm
    1. Stetson_and_Spurs

      At EdwardCoke: Awesome name. ITB

      At the Delta Chis in the pictures: Fuck you

      13 years ago at 3:38 pm
    2. Sir Fraterton

      To the Delta Chi’s on this Fail Friday, I do know your friend now fucking leave

      13 years ago at 4:00 pm
    3. kimball83

      Now i see why Hitler wanted to get all of the jews out of germany. After seeing those “delta chi’s,” I have a sincere need to purify DChi’s population.

      13 years ago at 3:04 pm
    4. Frat Del Mar

      Every fraternity has a few pathetic chapters.. Well except for Pike. They have nothing but pathetic chapters.

      E.Q.K fellas.

      13 years ago at 12:23 am
    5. OwenLincolnFratter

      As a Delta Chi, I am embarassed to see these dumbasses on this fail friday. Fucking idiots.

      13 years ago at 6:59 pm
  1. Robert S Fratnamara

    Not another SigNu on this thing? Guess are breaking my balls! Seriously! Get it together, guys!

    13 years ago at 2:09 pm
    1. Gov_Lester Maddox

      Chill out with the exclamation points. I am a Sigma Nu but I can always find time to laugh at shitty chapters…

      13 years ago at 2:23 pm
    2. Robert S Fratnamara

      I did go overboard with the exclamation points… I was at the office and already pissed off. Fail Fridays have a way of always being posted when I am already in a (bad kind) of rage.

      13 years ago at 5:00 pm
    3. JamesFratHopkins

      Yea you’ve got to learn that some of our brothers just don’t have it together as well as some of us here in the SEC

      13 years ago at 1:49 pm
    4. Black and Yellow

      it was bound to happen sooner or later guys. but look on the bright side, at least he isnt frolicking in a meadow or grabbing a brothers ass like those pike and DX ****. still though its a damn shame.

      LHT brothers.

      13 years ago at 10:51 pm
  2. Cupid

    All I see is a queer talking about big black dildos, a 6 pack of nattty, and gamecube in that “bro-tastic” video.

    13 years ago at 2:10 pm
    1. Derek Ryan

      I barely made it through but I watched the whole thing. What do I win? Reagan Bush 84 hat?

      13 years ago at 3:39 pm
    2. fratasm

      got to 20 seconds. once i saw he had his ear lobe and cartilage pierced i got out of there!

      13 years ago at 9:10 pm
    1. MightBePike

      No, it’s definitely FaF. That’s why I submitted it. I thought this would get on the real wall for sure. I guess everyone else on this site loves having a bunch of little tikes runnin around.
      TFM intern is gonna be the one working at Chili’s before too long if he can’t tell the difference between Fail and FaF. Some of the shit on the main wall is less frat than my post.

      13 years ago at 2:41 pm
    2. MightBePike

      Which reminds me: where is the Chili’s post?! Chili’s pledge better be thirsty (check my main wall post as of late). Maybe some new photos of good and proper hazing to come if this site gets their head right soon.

      13 years ago at 2:45 pm
    3. Prefferedshacker

      Definitely was FaF, but I feel that TFM pledge put it on FF because it came from a pike

      13 years ago at 6:57 pm
    4. The_Chilis_Guy

      Sorry, I was working double shifts this week. Blacksican slampiece needed me to cover for her. Something about a free clinic or abortion or something. Might be an HIV checkup.

      13 years ago at 8:50 pm
    5. MightBePike

      Understandable Chili’s guy. We all gotta work. These amaretto sours don’t buy and mix themselves! And the bitties don’t come until you mix them up one and get the music really bumpin.

      13 years ago at 1:32 am
    6. So_Gentlemen

      there is only one Methodist school in MS with a Greek system, so, my guess was right, its a pike,
      you fucking pikes could screw up a one car funeral. guess you could take abortion money and pocket cough cough i mean “donate” it to animal shelter like “rent a geed” i mean “pike”. they both just have such similar meanings i get mixed up.

      13 years ago at 5:24 am