FAIL FRIDAY

Five real submissions, and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I’m a host at Chili’s. I was fired today because I gave my brothers unauthorized discounts on queso. TFM.
-Texas

No wonder you got a bid. Wow. “This mother fucker is a host at Chili’s? BID! BID! BID!” That’s how your bottom-tier bid night went.

New chapter sweetheart works at the strip club. Looks like we’re never paying cover again. TFM.
-Georgia

Wait, what?

I never brush my teeth Thursday’s through Sunday’s. TFM.
-Mississippi

I bet you have to beat sorosties off with a stick. You dog, you.

Went on a shopping spree at the Polo outlet. 40% off oxfords. Frat gold mine. TFM.
-Texas

Clearly, this guy is old money.

Getting iced by your mom at a Robert Earl Keen concert. TFM.
-California

FaF.

Don’t let this video ruin your weekend:

    1. Capt Sigma Nu

      *sighs*
      This is the best comment yet as painful as it is for me to say that.

      14 years ago at 8:44 pm
  1. RockChalkBroHawk

    Please keep doing these every week, that sigma nu video was fucking outrageous

    14 years ago at 4:18 pm
  2. MG Custis Lee

    TFM Intern,
    Please turn this into a weekly Friday event, similar to that of ESPN’s Not Top 10. Frat on.

    14 years ago at 4:22 pm
  3. The Consultant

    I’ve never had to explain to anyone that my fraternity wasn’t a “gang” or a “crew”

    14 years ago at 4:37 pm