FAIL FRIDAY
Five real submissions, and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
I’m a host at Chili’s. I was fired today because I gave my brothers unauthorized discounts on queso. TFM.
-Texas
No wonder you got a bid. Wow. “This mother fucker is a host at Chili’s? BID! BID! BID!” That’s how your bottom-tier bid night went.
New chapter sweetheart works at the strip club. Looks like we’re never paying cover again. TFM.
-Georgia
Wait, what?
I never brush my teeth Thursday’s through Sunday’s. TFM.
-Mississippi
I bet you have to beat sorosties off with a stick. You dog, you.
Went on a shopping spree at the Polo outlet. 40% off oxfords. Frat gold mine. TFM.
-Texas
Clearly, this guy is old money.
Getting iced by your mom at a Robert Earl Keen concert. TFM.
-California
FaF.
Don’t let this video ruin your weekend:
Dear Sigma Nu at San Jose State,
13 years ago at 4:37 pmPlease for the integrity of real fraternities, burn your house down, and in the flames that is your horrible legacy burning, throw your worthless, GDI in disguise selves onto the flames.
Thanks,
Real fraternities that don’t rap or wear hoodies.
p.s. fuck you!
Nicely put
13 years ago at 6:10 pmAmen!
13 years ago at 1:51 amThis should’ve ended with “I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.”
13 years ago at 9:04 amI don’t think that was a house. It looked more like doorms.
13 years ago at 4:09 pm*dorms
13 years ago at 4:11 pmsouthern (and not a sigma nu) by the grace of God
13 years ago at 4:45 pmSouthern and Sigma Nu by the grace of God…I apologize for this, but I want to say that just about every chapter outside of the South is like this. These guys just made a video. LHT
13 years ago at 10:51 pmEl presidente looks like he was just released from prison, a haze god no doubt. FaF
13 years ago at 4:50 pmIn all seriousness, though, his hazing probably makes everyone else look like a joke. He could haze the shit out of anyone, with a spork.
13 years ago at 7:47 pmAs a Southern sigma nu this ruined my weekend, damn california
13 years ago at 4:50 pmall unofrtunate except getting iced by your mom thats faf
13 years ago at 4:54 pmsecond
13 years ago at 5:39 pmbasically that kids mom is fratter than he is. very very sad
13 years ago at 6:53 pmRobert Earl Keen? FaF.
13 years ago at 8:10 pmDon’t omit the names….
Name drop these fuckers.
13 years ago at 4:59 pmsecond!
13 years ago at 5:10 pmthird
13 years ago at 5:52 pmAll in favor…
13 years ago at 6:09 pmAye!
13 years ago at 7:16 pmi like the idea but this will inevitably invite a slew of obviously intentional NF posts for the name recognition, thus resulting in a lack of exclusivity. which is, in itself NF. would be better to expose these geed-tier losers by these failed attempted at fraternity embodiment through they’re own shame.
13 years ago at 8:17 pmi knew i should have rushed Sigma Nu, then i could have made a bitchin rap vid, fuck.
13 years ago at 5:06 pmplease do this weekly. “Frat gold mine”
13 years ago at 5:08 pmMore please more! These are hilarious
13 years ago at 5:13 pmthey give gangs greek letters?
13 years ago at 5:21 pm