FAIL FRIDAY

Five real submissions, and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I’m a host at Chili’s. I was fired today because I gave my brothers unauthorized discounts on queso. TFM.
-Texas

No wonder you got a bid. Wow. “This mother fucker is a host at Chili’s? BID! BID! BID!” That’s how your bottom-tier bid night went.

New chapter sweetheart works at the strip club. Looks like we’re never paying cover again. TFM.
-Georgia

Wait, what?

I never brush my teeth Thursday’s through Sunday’s. TFM.
-Mississippi

I bet you have to beat sorosties off with a stick. You dog, you.

Went on a shopping spree at the Polo outlet. 40% off oxfords. Frat gold mine. TFM.
-Texas

Clearly, this guy is old money.

Getting iced by your mom at a Robert Earl Keen concert. TFM.
-California

FaF.

Don’t let this video ruin your weekend:

  1. Eugenia

    Sweet hoodies, bros.

    I’d imagine the Sigma Nu founders are rolling over in their graves at being included in…whatever that was.

    14 years ago at 5:35 pm
  2. Confederate Fratter

    Hoodies? earings? gangs? poor language? what is this the projects? haha

    14 years ago at 6:18 pm
  3. SperrySig

    Three things to notice:
    They have Ed Hardy style frat tats. They all hang out their windows holding shirts like there a sacred flag or something. And did you ever see a driveway? You know they all park their ricers on their front lawn. NF.

    14 years ago at 6:32 pm
  4. Freedom Fratter

    Please keep these coming. Also, add their names. If they were dumb enough to try and post these, they were clearly willing to put their name behind it. Call these ass-holes out.

    14 years ago at 6:56 pm
  5. John Quincy Fratams

    Not trying to point fingers, but for all the shit you southerners give northerners, 4/5 of these shit stain TFM’s were from the south. Not saying the north has had better ones, but I guess I expect a bit more.

    14 years ago at 7:03 pm
    1. bakingbabe

      Texas is not a southern state. I will not argue the geographically it is south but ask anyone who has lived in the south or in Texas and neither one will want anything to do with the other. Just saying…

      14 years ago at 4:15 am
    1. rbbullard42

      I’m gonna catch all them mother fuckers… Damn that was the funniest shit i’ve ever seen.

      14 years ago at 2:27 am