FAIL FRIDAY: Our Pets’ Heads Are Falling Off
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 5 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Dressing and fucking like a grandpa. TFM.

Pop that Viagra and lay wood, boss.

Writing one frat’s name on a box of Godiva chocolates and delivering it to another frat. Lol now they’re the gay frats. TFM.

What a fantastic and creative prank.

I just wanted to give a shoutout to my boy Tom Hunley. What up Tom! TFM.

Fuck you and Tom Hunley.

When you poke a hole in your dad’s condies so you can get a little brother and haze the shit out of him. TFM.

You have serious issues, kid.

Yelling the N-word in a huge lecture hall then pointing at the geed two rows in front of you and getting him expelled. TFM.

That’s a bold strategy.

Taking out your phone while you’re doing her doggy style and catching a Charizard mid-fuck. TFM.

Gotta catch ’em all! No days off.

Frat Poem: Total fraternity move, lets total fraternity grove, and total fraternity prove, that were the total fraternity to choose! Rush TKE. TFM.

What is wrong with you?

I know what you’re thinking. Here comes the typical frat post about kissing girls. No. Guys, we need to think of things bigger than parties and booze. America is under attack, and I’d like for myself, and fratstars alike, to join forces and spread love across america. SIKE, Pussy. Money. Weed. chalk that up as a #TFM.

Fight me right now.

Realizing that Hitler was right. TFM.

Uhhhhhh nah.

While landscaping at a golf course, I contracted poison ivy and it somehow ended up on my dick; soon after, I raw-dogged my friend’s cousin. She got an itchy rash, and I told her it was herpes. I haven’t answered any of her calls. TFM.

You sound like a great guy.

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Deep. Sexual. Real.
Deep. Sexual. Real.
Fratters that pee together stay together.
Fratters that pee together stay together.
Play on player.
Play on player.
For fucks sake.
For fuck’s sake.
Who doesnt love a few dudes fake making out?
Who doesn’t love a few dudes fake making out?
She's a 10 on a bad day.
She’s a 10 on a bad day.
Sweet mother of God.
Sweet mother of God.
The letter bed. TFM.
The letter bed. TFM.
Great success.
Great success.
If youre going to wear those shorts and no shirt you cant get on your bros shoulders.
If you’re going to wear those shorts and no shirt you can’t get on your bro’s shoulders.

True friendship!
True friendship!

Didn't clear the ladies' tees.
Didn’t clear the ladies’ tees.

When you're a drunken sick mess but still hungry though.
When you’re a drunken sick mess but still hungry though.
Some guys just can't handle alcohol.
Some guys just can’t handle alcohol.
Damn you suck.
Damn you suck.
Blading is the next fratty trend.
Blading is the next fratty trend.
Harder than a motherfucker.
Harder than a motherfucker.
Pootin' and pukin'.
Pootin’ and pukin’.
Everything. Everything is better than that.
Everything. Everything is better than that.
He's done.
He’s done.

I Love College (FSU Remake)

Target practice. #TFM

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Getting angry on the golf course. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Overestimating your strength. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Taking shortcuts. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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    10 years ago at 6:12 pm
  8. KillClinton

    Man I don’t even study in the US of America but I just want to say that I love College remake was the wackest shit I’ve seen. Ever.

    10 years ago at 8:27 pm
  10. Brother Gumby

    Here’s something that might be shocking and/or the biggest fail of all: Intern Squidward was once Instagram Babe of the Day. Google it if you think I’m lying.

    10 years ago at 10:20 pm
  11. Sausagestroker69

    6 out of 10 posts were mine… I guess I’m not too good at this ‘frat’ thing. Thanks for making me failure @tfm

    10 years ago at 10:22 am