Fake Rack. Frat or Not Frat?

FLORIDA—Over the years, many an argument has transpired over breast implants and whether or not they have a place inside the respectable sorostitute. While many sorority women may frown upon the idea of their sisters strutting around campus sporting fake fun-bags, there are many angles to be considered before unnecessarily judging.

Let’s say you only weight 100 pounds on a rail-thin frame: It probably isn’t the best approach to pump as many cc’s as possible into your miniature body. While some of us may think it’s awesome that you look like a pornstar, your sisters will almost certainly disagree. Also, if you already had a nice little set of American tittays, there’s no reason to get addicted to plastic surgery and go ape shit.

Some girls with nice naturals might feel that girls who pay to have bodacious Ta-Ta’s installed are cheating, and altering the playing field. That may be so, but that’s between you two. Leave me out of it.

Look, whether real or fake, we all know what you’re doing with those things. It’s a mutually beneficial relationship. You flaunt them in a classy (or shamelessly slutty) manner, and everybody will be reeeeal nice.

There is definitely a lot of love for the As and Bs out there too. Don’t get me wrong. Maybe we can all reflect on that another day.

Here is Sarah Palin Photoshopped onto what her boobs probably look like. No reason.

    1. ChewBRAHcca

      Agreed. Fake tits cost money. Spending a lot of money on things you don’t need is FaF. I can’t believe this article even got posted.

      14 years ago at 5:49 pm
    2. Costa Vision

      That is a horrible example. Modern art costs tons of money and isn’t even near fratty. Obviously you two are just some GDI’s trying to look like fratstars. Brooks Brothers is expensive and fratty…a Tapout t-shirt is gonna set you back too but you might as well bathe your social life in gas and light a match if you buy it.

      14 years ago at 8:46 pm
    3. Bronelius

      costa vision, how about having a little sense of humor? everyone knows that nothing beats the real thing

      14 years ago at 11:16 pm
  1. Frat E. Lee

    Y’all can keep your fake tit porn stars. No matter how well done they are, fake tits just aren’t as good as the real thing. I’ll take smaller but natural over Silicone Sally any day of the week.

    14 years ago at 5:42 pm
  2. Fratermelons

    Fake tits should only be allowed when a sorostitute turns into a milf. Naturally, the milf has less “perkyness” and therefore may actually benefit from a little upgrade. For a young sorostitute in her prime, fake tits are unnecessary.

    14 years ago at 6:04 pm