Fake Rack. Frat or Not Frat?

BackOffGDI13 years ago

FLORIDA—Over the years, many an argument has transpired over breast implants and whether or not they have a place inside the respectable sorostitute. While many sorority women may frown upon the idea of their sisters strutting around campus sporting fake fun-bags, there are many angles to be considered before unnecessarily judging.

Let’s say you only weight 100 pounds on a rail-thin frame: It probably isn’t the best approach to pump as many cc’s as possible into your miniature body. While some of us may think it’s awesome that you look like a pornstar, your sisters will almost certainly disagree. Also, if you already had a nice little set of American tittays, there’s no reason to get addicted to plastic surgery and go ape shit.

Some girls with nice naturals might feel that girls who pay to have bodacious Ta-Ta’s installed are cheating, and altering the playing field. That may be so, but that’s between you two. Leave me out of it.

Look, whether real or fake, we all know what you’re doing with those things. It’s a mutually beneficial relationship. You flaunt them in a classy (or shamelessly slutty) manner, and everybody will be reeeeal nice.

There is definitely a lot of love for the As and Bs out there too. Don’t get me wrong. Maybe we can all reflect on that another day.

Here is Sarah Palin Photoshopped onto what her boobs probably look like. No reason.