Genius Trump Supporter Booby Traps Trump Sign To Punish Liberal Vandals
7 years ago

I have zero context here. I don’t know who took these photos, where they were taken, when they were taken, or if they’re even legit. But what self-respecting journalist (I HAVE A JOURNALISM DEGREE; DON’T TRY TO TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME) ever valued verity over virality? HA! Trick question; there are no self-respecting journalists. Enjoy my content:

Apparently, these are pictures of the aftermath of a Trump hater’s decision to veer off the road and Mongoose mowdown some Trump campaign signs. Little did Crash Bandiclinton know, the Trump supporter who put these signs up booby trapped them with a spike strip to punish anyone who tried to stop the Trump Train with their Clinton Car. The pictures really tell the whole story.

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I’m a fan of neither Trump nor Hillary. But do you know what I am a fan of? Those awful “Top 40 EXTREME Police Chases Caught On Raw Video” shows that you watch because they’re one (small) step above turning the TV off. And do you know what are featured all the time in them? Spike strips. I love spike strips. Big spike strip guy. Sometimes I enter my car through the exit gate of rental car lots so my tires get all kinds of fucked up. I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I can’t help myself.

On the plus side, these photos satiated my lust for now, so my tires live to see another day.

  3. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

    Those are two frumpy looking liberal cunts. Are we sure it was the spike strip and not their combined weight that fucked their tires up?

    7 years ago at 2:03 pm
      2. GirthBrooks

        I don’t have a 10 inch dick but I do have a long tongue and I can breathe out of my ears.

        7 years ago at 8:53 pm
    1. Thad Devlin Castle

      this is fail friday. watching peaceful, tolerant liberals getting instant karma beats pictures of guys buttchugging any day.

      7 years ago at 3:40 pm
  6. Shoop

    Liberals are the ones who always preach about equal rights and peace, but they seem to always be the one’s disturbing the peace. Maybe I’m biased but I don’t see any Trump supporters running over Clinton signs, or blocking students in California from getting to class. Makes me more angry than a mosquito in a room full of mannequins.

    7 years ago at 2:06 pm
    1. Coolnamewastaken

      Peace and love end the second you disagree with their agenda. Then they try to silence you by any means possible.

      7 years ago at 2:57 pm
      1. BloodyBunghole

        That’s dedication… to love peace so much that you’re willing to go to war to get it.

        7 years ago at 3:10 pm
    2. dcp123

      Beating people up at Trump rallies ring any bells? How about the Trumpkin who just shot two cops.(I’m too lazy to read up and see what his motives were, so maybe it was just anger over having the kids taken away just because he’s insane, not a Trump thing.)

      7 years ago at 4:13 pm
  7. BloodyBunghole

    Great… now some liberal copycat will get revenge by spike-stripping Chick-fil-a.

    Let the war begin…

    7 years ago at 2:09 pm
    1. Dan is a fat cunt69

      Journalists make less than $40,000 a year why spend money on college when you can make that much without a degree

      7 years ago at 3:50 pm
  11. Larry_Sellers

    It’s 3:10 EST. There have only been six things posted today – some My Bookie sponsored content, that god awful song, another “porn stars talking about _____” video, whatever the fuck that was that Average Piece posted, and two actual articles, and NO FUCKING FAIL FRIDAY. Do so, so much better TFM.

    7 years ago at 2:15 pm
    2. Larry_Sellers

      Oh, and to top it all off, the grill master and homie are still the most recent photo.

      7 years ago at 2:21 pm