Genius Trump Supporter Booby Traps Trump Sign To Punish Liberal Vandals

I have zero context here. I don’t know who took these photos, where they were taken, when they were taken, or if they’re even legit. But what self-respecting journalist (I HAVE A JOURNALISM DEGREE; DON’T TRY TO TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME) ever valued verity over virality? HA! Trick question; there are no self-respecting journalists. Enjoy my content:

Apparently, these are pictures of the aftermath of a Trump hater’s decision to veer off the road and Mongoose mowdown some Trump campaign signs. Little did Crash Bandiclinton know, the Trump supporter who put these signs up booby trapped them with a spike strip to punish anyone who tried to stop the Trump Train with their Clinton Car. The pictures really tell the whole story.

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I’m a fan of neither Trump nor Hillary. But do you know what I am a fan of? Those awful “Top 40 EXTREME Police Chases Caught On Raw Video” shows that you watch because they’re one (small) step above turning the TV off. And do you know what are featured all the time in them? Spike strips. I love spike strips. Big spike strip guy. Sometimes I enter my car through the exit gate of rental car lots so my tires get all kinds of fucked up. I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I can’t help myself.

On the plus side, these photos satiated my lust for now, so my tires live to see another day.

  1. AndrewsMomsAss

    It just goes to show, FLATTENY will get you nowhere! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    7 years ago at 2:30 pm
  2. ThatMarriedGuy

    We’re not going to get Fail Friday are we? That’s okay, I mean it’s disappointing but at this point we just expect it.

    7 years ago at 4:09 pm
  3. pantyw3dge

    What happened to TFM Babe of the Day? That and Fail Friday were the only two reasons I would generally visit this website. Grandex you have fucked up everything and I’m sure have lost many customers for taking away the only two things that were going well for you.

    7 years ago at 4:38 pm
  4. Rosa Parks Fan Club

    I fully believe you sexually “enter your car”, but I’m going to have to call BS on you intentionally damaging your own tires

    7 years ago at 9:02 pm
  5. JakeFromState

    It’s fucking Halloween weekend, one of the greatest weekends of the year. Yet you manage to keep the grill masters photo at the top of the page? Go fuck your own face.

    7 years ago at 10:35 am
  6. Nosherz

    get the tail out between your legs and admit you support trump you fuckin pussy.

    7 years ago at 5:02 pm