Girl Turns Raunchy Texts From Vandy Beta Member Into Dirtiest, Catchiest Song Of The Year
I’m always cautious not to overhype stuff like this, when every ounce of me wants to tell you that this is the most genius musical creation of a lifetime. I’ll keep it cool, though, which is the smart play because this song truly sells itself.
“There’s gonna be a party in your ass tomorrow, and my cock’s the only one that’s invited.”
That’s just one of the lines from the song that is allegedly a verbatim text message from a member of Beta Theta Pi at Vanderbilt University. He apparently sent the texts to the wrong girl, who, according to our tipster, is in the school of music at Vandy. Credit goes to GDI Productions (yes, GDI Productions) for creating this song.
And here it is:
After clearly being shot down, he responds with “Your loss. I pack heat and hang dong. If I flew the coop every time a chick begged me to walk over and pound her in the ass instead of doing my homework, I’d fail out of schoooooooooool.”
WHO TEXTS LIKE THAT?.
girls gots some voice on her. she’s probably a tater hog though. I’d still afford her the courtesy of arm wrestling my dick with her ass, no rubber.
8 years ago at 5:09 amUnbeknownst to himself this guy was a lyrical genius. I hope he at least gets some of the royalties
8 years ago at 9:07 amThat is honestly one of the best singing voices I’ve heard in a while.
8 years ago at 10:46 amAnyone else notice the microphone says Beta?
8 years ago at 11:01 amWhen does the Kanye remix come out?
8 years ago at 11:32 amSmashing puss instead of doing homework. TFM.
8 years ago at 12:57 pmIts actually a pretty good song. I can jam to this
8 years ago at 7:16 pmFucking Beta
8 years ago at 11:49 pm