Guy Accidentally Texts His 32 Tinder Matches At Once And They Hilariously Rip Him To Pieces
You’re about to meet Joshua, a Tinder casanova who sucks at text messaging.
Our partner site, Post Grad Problems, obtained the below text conversation where Josh seemingly intended to toss a casual “Hey gorgeous :)” to one of his Tinder matches. You see, though, Josh fucked up. He sent it to all 32 of his Tinder matches.
As you can imagine, the girls ripped him apart, limb by limb. Here’s the group text message exchange in its entirety:
You had a good run, Josh.
[via Post Grad Problems]
Accident or tftc?
10 years ago at 12:11 amwomen being cunts TFM?
10 years ago at 12:29 amPlease for the love of god take this article down I’m the idiot that texted all those girls from his phone he’s my best friend and is literally about to kill me please just take this off or at least does anyone know how to take it off?
10 years ago at 12:37 amYes because everyone on here is so merciful and willing to help your dumbass…
10 years ago at 1:16 amI’m not gonna trust that one even though you’re pre-med…..anyone else have any comments not as asinine to help me with my dilemma…one more thing by the time you’re done with med school I’ll be retired and you’ll be working your debt off for 15 years telling people to bend over and cough.
10 years ago at 1:36 amCan you shut the fuck up you’re annoying me.
10 years ago at 1:49 amuh what? how do you turn becoming a doctor into a bad thing? all you’re saying is “by time you’re successful, i’ll be old and on my way to my death bed.” good comeback, grandpa.
10 years ago at 3:11 amAny impossibly small chance you had of getting us on your side and getting it taken down is completely diminished now
10 years ago at 6:45 amGiven that a basic Google search shows this story is on multiple websites, I can only suggest you try and shutdown the internet. And yes, that is the least asinine and most helpful comment you will get.
10 years ago at 10:59 amTexting a bunch of girls on your buddies phone because you can’t get any. NF.
10 years ago at 4:35 pmBut what woulda happened if they didn’t know he texted em all at once?
10 years ago at 12:37 am4-10 would reply, 3 conversations, and 1 tit pic. based on the law of averages
10 years ago at 10:03 amLaw of large numbers. But, to be more accurate, you’d have to take in to account his chill/pull ratio.
10 years ago at 1:03 pmI couldn’t read all of that even if i wanted too.
10 years ago at 12:40 amOn account of your being black….
10 years ago at 11:31 pmMissed you.
10 years ago at 11:02 amWhat an idiot haha… Total Beta Move .. cause he actually is a Beta at UF…
10 years ago at 12:44 amWasn’t he also accused of rape?
10 years ago at 7:22 pmThe “best group text ever” consisting strictly of girls saying that they all agree it is the best group text ever…
10 years ago at 12:48 amagreed, they did NOTHING to rip him apart. i’m disappointed in them as a fellow female. lol-ing the whole time isn’t anything.
10 years ago at 3:10 amAs a fellow male, I’m concerned how your hands are free for texting in the kitchen.
10 years ago at 9:20 am“Ripping a guy apart” by saying nothing but “this is the best group text ever” in the worst group text ever. TSM.
10 years ago at 3:12 pmWhat an inbred
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10 years ago at 6:15 amThat’s a bold move Cotton…
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