Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living
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Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man’s life. This might be the first time anyone’s ever said that. Don’t know.
Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.
From reddit:
Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.
Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.
Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.
Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.
He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.
Personally speaking, after a week filled with cocaine and sex with Mexican prostitutes, I’d descend into a deep, dark state of depression from the effects of my moral hangover. I’m glad it worked for this guy, though.
He goes on to explain in the comments that his depression was caused by an abusive childhood, then offers words of encouragement for anyone dealing with similar depression issues. He doesn’t suggest they go the Mexico hookers and cocaine route, but he encourages nonetheless. He also fields an onslaught of private messages from people seeking his advice–a true good samaritan..
[via reddit]
Spring break 2015…Mexico City!
9 years ago at 12:10 pm“Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.”- Ben Franklin
9 years ago at 12:12 pm-Michael Scott
9 years ago at 12:50 pm“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”
9 years ago at 1:09 pm-Van Wilder
9 years ago at 3:25 pmJ-train. This sounds like the possible Rowdy Gentleman T-shirts your always thinking up. Once it’s there I’m expecting a shoutout on the podcast at the very least. Make sure you fix the grammar too.
9 years ago at 1:20 pm*you’re
9 years ago at 11:21 amDorn’s life was once saved by a FFM three-some (Four year old, Four year old, Dorn)
9 years ago at 7:13 pmSwing and a miss pal.
9 years ago at 10:14 pmBen fuckin’ pulled with those bifocals….
8 years ago at 3:26 pm“his depression was caused my an abusive childhood”, Freudian slip there, Dorno?
9 years ago at 12:14 pmnope
9 years ago at 12:21 pmThose numerous STD’s he picked up while there will have him rethinking this soon
9 years ago at 12:16 pmclaims to be STD-free
9 years ago at 12:19 pmReading is hard
9 years ago at 12:40 pmGive the man a Q tip test
9 years ago at 4:17 pmHe later says that an email from his sister made him cry and come home. The coke orgy just bought him enough time to get receive the email.
9 years ago at 12:24 pmInstead of suicide help lines lets just send people to follow in his foot steps
9 years ago at 12:26 pmBased on the article, I’d say he did more than a few suicidal help lines.
9 years ago at 1:58 pmI found 2 errors in this. You’re slippin’ Dorn.
9 years ago at 12:26 pmHow would you know, rushee?
9 years ago at 1:22 pmFeel good story of the year.
9 years ago at 12:27 pmCocaine is a hell of a drug
9 years ago at 12:31 pmThere can only be one. Choose another picture kiddo
9 years ago at 1:24 pmNateHiggers does it better, bud
9 years ago at 3:17 pmIt’s a shame Robin Williams didn’t take a similar route
9 years ago at 12:35 pmHe basically did. It just didn’t work
9 years ago at 1:19 pm