Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living

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Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man’s life. This might be the first time anyone’s ever said that. Don’t know.

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

From reddit:

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.

He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.

Personally speaking, after a week filled with cocaine and sex with Mexican prostitutes, I’d descend into a deep, dark state of depression from the effects of my moral hangover. I’m glad it worked for this guy, though.

He goes on to explain in the comments that his depression was caused by an abusive childhood, then offers words of encouragement for anyone dealing with similar depression issues. He doesn’t suggest they go the Mexico hookers and cocaine route, but he encourages nonetheless. He also fields an onslaught of private messages from people seeking his advice–a true good samaritan.

[via reddit]

  1. FrattyTrappings

    “Battling coke dick?” Unless you’re getting REALLY shitty coke (which is possible, seeing as he was in Mexico), you should have more of an issue getting rid of a boner than getting it up. Good powder makes you want to fuck non-stop.

    9 years ago at 12:41 pm
    1. Siri_am_I_frat

      Yeah dude you do coke! Friggin awesome! High five!

      Also I don’t think you know how stimulants work

      9 years ago at 12:53 pm
      1. FrattyTrappings

        Colombian is refined using different solvents than Mexicaine. They leave less residue and make you feel less “geeked.” According to my friend, obviously.

        9 years ago at 3:34 pm
      2. Your “friend” sounds like a tryhard douche who doesn’t realize I was making a general statement and instead tried to get into the specifics of coke refining to try to show how “frat” he is

        9 years ago at 6:04 pm
  2. DonkeyKong

    So basically he took a quality Spring Break and came back refreshed. We can all relate.

    9 years ago at 12:51 pm
    1. TheDeVRyGuYshostage

      This’d ya but I can’t relate to suicidal thoughts or tendencies.

      On a different note, he gives the song “Living on a Prayer” a whole new meaning.

      9 years ago at 3:44 pm
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  4. Joe Willie

    Dorn goes to Phillipines to kill himself. Eats lots of lumpia and does boys. Decides to live.

    9 years ago at 1:42 pm
  5. beerbong_in_my_pants

    So a weekend with Charlie Sheen cures depression. Who would have thought?

    9 years ago at 8:13 pm
    1. TheDeVRyGuYshostage

      Some free advice… Just claim you were using the ol “double the now’s to get your point across” strategy. Works just smoothly as my TFM app.

      9 years ago at 2:58 am