Guy’s Stolen Bike Shows Up Three Days Later, Turns Out Some Drunk Dude Borrowed It
Stories like this are great, and in trying times such as these, a little restoration of our faith in humanity can be some nice medicine.
This broke, drunk dude just wanted to get home safely while not putting others in danger. I love this move, personally. There are all types of drunks — many of which are pretty shitty — but I think my favorite is now the “gets so drunk that he borrows shit without asking then returns it later with a nice apology and a coupon for terrible fast food dessert” guy.
As the Reddit user said, “Ain’t even mad.”
[via Reddit]
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Was he still drunk when he wrote that letter?
13 years ago at 1:59 pmEither this story’s old or that coupon’s expired.
13 years ago at 1:59 pmLooks like it expires April 25, 2013 to me. Blurry, though.
13 years ago at 2:00 pmHard to tell, could easily be a 1 or 2.
13 years ago at 2:15 pmIt says April 15th, 2013.
13 years ago at 2:23 pmApril 23rd perhaps?
13 years ago at 9:20 pmThe 32nd?
13 years ago at 12:31 pmThe way he says “I graduated from university” means he’s a foreigner. Fuck that kid.
13 years ago at 2:01 pmProbably a bloody redcoat. He said cheers too.
13 years ago at 4:44 pmHe spelled thief wrong so my guess is that English is a 2nd language to him.
13 years ago at 5:20 pmI go on reddit too
13 years ago at 2:01 pmI cited Reddit. What’s the problem?
13 years ago at 2:06 pmi’ll take a lap
13 years ago at 2:36 pm^This lap thing is getting ridiculous. Where I’m from we’re nice to the pledges, especially during the last week.That way there aren’t any hard feelings after pledgeship!!
13 years ago at 3:49 pm^Hey dickhead, start running and don’t stop
13 years ago at 3:50 pm^This was the kid that peed in every pledges bed during hell week. You’re just a big meanie!!
13 years ago at 3:51 pmStop talking to yourself. You’re starting to scare people.
13 years ago at 5:49 pm“a lusciously smooth ride”
13 years ago at 2:01 pmHe signed the letter “Bike Theif.” Well guess what? It’s spelled T-H-I-E-F. Idiot can’t even spell his own name.
13 years ago at 2:08 pmpretty sure thats not his real name…
13 years ago at 2:20 pmwho are you to tell him how he spells his name?
13 years ago at 2:37 pmJust ask Dwyane Wade.
13 years ago at 4:12 amApologizing for drunken mistakes. NF
13 years ago at 2:08 pmWhatever university he graduated from is pretty shitty as he spelled “thief” incorrectly.
Maybe the “theif” was still wasted?
13 years ago at 2:27 pmHe probably works a Dominos.
13 years ago at 3:25 pmDelivering pizza on a bike. TRickyBobbyM.
13 years ago at 12:37 pm^ This made me chuckle.
13 years ago at 4:48 pmGetting drunk without me. NF.
13 years ago at 3:25 pmShut up. Just shut up.
13 years ago at 5:48 pmTake it easy, kid. I’m sorry your stepdad didn’t have time to stuff your asshole with his semen tonight but your tough comments aren’t going to stop your vagina from bleeding.
13 years ago at 1:59 am