Guy’s Stolen Bike Shows Up Three Days Later, Turns Out Some Drunk Dude Borrowed It
13 years ago

Stories like this are great, and in trying times such as these, a little restoration of our faith in humanity can be some nice medicine.

This broke, drunk dude just wanted to get home safely while not putting others in danger. I love this move, personally. There are all types of drunks — many of which are pretty shitty — but I think my favorite is now the “gets so drunk that he borrows shit without asking then returns it later with a nice apology and a coupon for terrible fast food dessert” guy.

As the Reddit user said, “Ain’t even mad.”

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[via Reddit]

Images via Imgur

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  2. Douglas MacArthur

    I once took a girl’s virginity when I was drunk. Should I give it back to her along with a coupon?

    13 years ago at 4:03 pm
    1. First in Frat

      One girl’s virginity? Man, you’re cool.
      Despite that, your comment was pretty fucking creative.

      13 years ago at 1:21 pm