I Fell In Love With This Girl From The University Of Georgia, And So Will You
My life changed yesterday. Your boy got soft. Never in a million years would I have thought the day would come when The Smutster would get feelings for someone. But he did, and he hates himself for it. I checked out the final round of the Hottest Sororities in America contest that was posted yesterday, and it was cool and I was having a good time and all, but that was until I scrolled to the very bottom and saw the last two photos in the contest. Changed my life forever.
When I saw this blonde number, I fell in love in 0.2 seconds. You will, too. Here are the photos I’m talking about:
See what I mean? It turns out her name is Lane Lindell and she’s a model, like a real model, not that anyone would be surprised by that. According to her Wikipedia page, she has modeled for some big name brands. And if she wasn’t already perfect enough, she was born on the 4th of July.
She’s perfect. I love her, guys. I just really love her. I’m in love with her and I’m gonna marry her.
Here are some more photos, per Sports Illustrated and JoeyWrightPhotography.com:
Don’t forget to cast your vote in the Hottest Sororities in America national championship, and follow Lane on Instagram HERE.
Images via SI, JoeyWrightPhotography.com
I want to unload my semen onto her beautiful face.
11 years ago at 3:02 pmSlow down there, high-roller.
11 years ago at 3:08 pmI would sexually disappoint the shit out of her
11 years ago at 3:02 pmLULZ just spit my coffee up all over
11 years ago at 3:15 pmPlease never says LULZ or post again, but thanks
11 years ago at 3:18 pmEveryone get a lulz of this goober
11 years ago at 4:55 amFuck you Mike
11 years ago at 4:33 pm
11 years ago at 3:45 pmNow this is a Lane I could learn to love.
11 years ago at 3:03 pmShe looks like she has a nice personality.
11 years ago at 3:05 pmtwo of em
11 years ago at 3:13 pmoh ho ho I get what you’re saying.
11 years ago at 4:03 pmThe definition of wifey material
11 years ago at 3:06 pmare you kidding me?? you know absolutely nothing about her morals, intelligence, or personality, yet she’s “wifey” material?!
11 years ago at 7:42 pmI’d poop in her butt
11 years ago at 3:07 pmI’d put the wolf’s 11 seconds to shame with this girl
11 years ago at 3:08 pm“And I fucked her goddamn brains out… for 11 seconds”
11 years ago at 3:09 pm-Jordan Belfort
I’d make her my Duchess
11 years ago at 6:36 pmIf pee in her butt
11 years ago at 9:55 am*I’d
11 years ago at 9:56 amAs soon as the FBI and SEC comes crawling up your ass, she’ll be gone in 11 seconds or less
10 years ago at 9:25 pmNot really sure she’d go for a guy with the username “The Smutster”
11 years ago at 3:10 pmTake a lap, you tried too hard.
11 years ago at 3:31 pmI’d let her be a part of the best 10 seconds of my life.
11 years ago at 3:13 pm