Indisputable Ranking Of The Easiest Colleges At Which To Get Laid

The Therapist9 years ago

The other day, a buddy and I were planning a college football stadium tour, which led to us discussing which colleges at which it’s easiest to get laid, because that shit is important when planning a trip such as this.

With one hell of a problem to solve, I went to work. I spent countless hours in a dark room studying hundreds upon thousands of personal memories and the eyewitness accounts of others. I broke down the Xs and Os, assessed the strengths and weaknesses of each school, and covered everything in between.

I was able to come up with these very objective, and unquestionable, rankings.

10. University of North Texas

Sitting quietly in the northwest corner of DFW lies the quaint University of North Texas, home to the fightin’ Mean Green and a whole mess of sex. Hitting up Fry Street on any given night and going home with someone is as likely as their football team struggling to make a bowl game. This is truly an honor they can brag about, unlike the banner they used to hang on Fouts Field that proclaimed “Back-To-Back National Champions” in big letters with “in total rushing yards” in small letters below it.