Jeter’s Historic Run Of Famous, Hot Ass Is Ending, Now Engaged To Hannah Davis
After an unprecedented run of dating and/or sleeping with Jessica Alba, Bridget Hall, Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo, Scarlett Johansson, Adriana Lima, Vida Guerra (possibly), Jessica Fucking Biel, Gabrielle Union, Tyra Banks and Minka Goddamn Kelly, Derek Jeter has finally found the one who tops them all, and he put a ring on it, according to Yahoo! Sports.
Jeter is now engaged to supermodel Hannah Davis, who, in my opinion (which is basically a fact), is the hottest of them all. After working his way through all of that hot, famous trim before settling on one worthy of marrying, you have to assume Hannah Davis has a golden vagina.
Jeter and Davis leaked the news on the same day of game one of the World Series, trying to steal some thunder from the Mets, perhaps. Yeah Jeets!.
[via Yahoo! Sports]
Image via Instagram/ @hanni_davis
You hate to see the great ones go
11 years ago at 11:15 amYeah Jeets!
11 years ago at 11:15 amLiterally the last line of the article asshole
11 years ago at 11:17 amDamn, laps taken. Most of us are here for the pictures. You think I read the whole article?
11 years ago at 11:21 amThanks TMZ
11 years ago at 11:17 amHotter than early 2000s Alba? Get the fuck outta here.
11 years ago at 11:18 amLyla Garrity was a smokeshow too.
10 years ago at 11:46 amMinka Kelly has major league cankles
10 years ago at 12:09 pmJust don’t put them behind her ears then
10 years ago at 12:14 pmPfffff… Way to settle, Jeter. Marrying an SI model.. I’d never do that.
11 years ago at 11:21 amThe sanctity of marriage specially among athletes.
11 years ago at 11:31 amWhat about it?
11 years ago at 11:36 amFinish your thought please
11 years ago at 11:38 amSuck a dick dorn, but anyways, divorce looming.
10 years ago at 12:56 pmThis should last until Spring.
11 years ago at 11:40 amAssuming your opinions to be facts, TFM.
11 years ago at 11:40 amI would do unspeakable things to be that dog
10 years ago at 12:07 pmAt first I read that sentence without the word “be” and I was really confused that your comment had positive votes
10 years ago at 4:50 pmHe played the game like it was supposed to be played. Had a lot of great hits, and eventually hit a home run with a girl 15 years younger than him. Re2pect
10 years ago at 1:19 pm