Jeter’s Historic Run Of Famous, Hot Ass Is Ending, Now Engaged To Hannah Davis

After an unprecedented run of dating and/or sleeping with Jessica Alba, Bridget Hall, Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo, Scarlett Johansson, Adriana Lima, Vida Guerra (possibly), Jessica Fucking Biel, Gabrielle Union, Tyra Banks and Minka Goddamn Kelly, Derek Jeter has finally found the one who tops them all, and he put a ring on it, according to Yahoo! Sports.

Jeter is now engaged to supermodel Hannah Davis, who, in my opinion (which is basically a fact), is the hottest of them all. After working his way through all of that hot, famous trim before settling on one worthy of marrying, you have to assume Hannah Davis has a golden vagina.

A photo posted by Hannah Davis (@hanni_davis) on

A photo posted by Hannah Davis (@hanni_davis) on

A photo posted by Hannah Davis (@hanni_davis) on

A photo posted by Hannah Davis (@hanni_davis) on

A photo posted by Hannah Davis (@hanni_davis) on

A photo posted by Hannah Davis (@hanni_davis) on

A photo posted by Hannah Davis (@hanni_davis) on

Jeter and Davis leaked the news on the same day of game one of the World Series, trying to steal some thunder from the Mets, perhaps. Yeah Jeets!

[via Yahoo! Sports]

Image via Instagram/ @hanni_davis

  1. spacemanspliff

    Give me a couple slim jims, and I could climb in her ass, pitch a tent, and live out the rest of my days a happy man.

    10 years ago at 10:38 pm