Jim Harbaugh Won’t Stop Sleeping With Teenage Boys
Jim Harbaugh is known for his interesting recruiting tactics. From baking birthday cakes in the shape of Texas to spending the night with kids, he’s locked in when it comes to recruiting for Michigan football.
Arizona recruit Connor Murphy is one of the most sought after DEs in the country and Harbaugh wants to make sure he’s putting on the maize and blue next fall. Scout.com’s Brice Marich is reporting that Harbaugh will have another sleepover tonight with Murphy.
AZ DE Connor Murphy will have an in-home visit tomorrow night with #Michigan HC Jim Harbaugh & he'll also sleep over pic.twitter.com/AU61zuzPbR
— Brice Marich (@BriceMarich) January 19, 2016
Listen, I’m not going to sit here and bash the guy for doing whatever it takes to woo 18-year-old boys to his program, but you know who else tried sleeping with the kids? Jerry Sandusky. All I’m saying is that strategy didn’t work out to well for him.
All jokes aside, the sleep over strategy seemed to have worked the first time and Harbaugh is employing the “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” mentality. Who knows? Maybe Jim is using this as an excuse to get away from the wife and go party in Tempe by just claiming it’s a business trip..
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“Alright I’ll sign with you now can you please get out of my house”
8 years ago at 1:27 pmI’m all for Michigan but this is sort of getting weird.
8 years ago at 1:42 pmTaking a page out of Penn State’s recruiting tactics.
8 years ago at 1:46 pmHe should put Dorno on the payroll.
8 years ago at 1:48 pmNice, I’ve seen 11 Warriors before too http://www.elevenwarriors.com/college-football-recruiting/2016/01/66427/jim-harbaugh-thumbs-nose-at-ncaa-recruiting-rules-continues-quest-to-sleep-with
8 years ago at 1:49 pmsleeping with kids total dorn move
8 years ago at 1:51 pmInsert generic Dorn joke.
8 years ago at 2:14 pmLazy ass
8 years ago at 5:38 pmEverything Harbaugh does is a TFM.
8 years ago at 3:02 pmIf having a sleepover with a boy decades younger is a tfm then I assume you are a pike.
8 years ago at 3:47 pmNah, a high school frat star sounds more like it.
8 years ago at 12:39 amIt must be rough being a Ginger in Arizona
8 years ago at 3:32 pmHis older brother is the redskin’s OLB, they call him “the yeti”
8 years ago at 10:09 amJim harbaugh trying to make sleepovers with high school boys a habit. TsanduskyM
8 years ago at 8:53 pm