Jim Harbaugh Won’t Stop Sleeping With Teenage Boys

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Jim Harbaugh is known for his interesting recruiting tactics. From baking birthday cakes in the shape of Texas to spending the night with kids, he’s locked in when it comes to recruiting for Michigan football.

Arizona recruit Connor Murphy is one of the most sought after DEs in the country and Harbaugh wants to make sure he’s putting on the maize and blue next fall. Scout.com’s Brice Marich is reporting that Harbaugh will have another sleepover tonight with Murphy.

Listen, I’m not going to sit here and bash the guy for doing whatever it takes to woo 18-year-old boys to his program, but you know who else tried sleeping with the kids? Jerry Sandusky. All I’m saying is that strategy didn’t work out to well for him.

All jokes aside, the sleep over strategy seemed to have worked the first time and Harbaugh is employing the “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” mentality. Who knows? Maybe Jim is using this as an excuse to get away from the wife and go party in Tempe by just claiming it’s a business trip.

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    1. What Is Haze Prevention

      If having a sleepover with a boy decades younger is a tfm then I assume you are a pike.

      8 years ago at 3:47 pm
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    Jim harbaugh trying to make sleepovers with high school boys a habit. TsanduskyM

    8 years ago at 8:53 pm