Jim Harbaugh Won’t Stop Sleeping With Teenage Boys

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Jim Harbaugh is known for his interesting recruiting tactics. From baking birthday cakes in the shape of Texas to spending the night with kids, he’s locked in when it comes to recruiting for Michigan football.

Arizona recruit Connor Murphy is one of the most sought after DEs in the country and Harbaugh wants to make sure he’s putting on the maize and blue next fall. Scout.com’s Brice Marich is reporting that Harbaugh will have another sleepover tonight with Murphy.

Listen, I’m not going to sit here and bash the guy for doing whatever it takes to woo 18-year-old boys to his program, but you know who else tried sleeping with the kids? Jerry Sandusky. All I’m saying is that strategy didn’t work out to well for him.

All jokes aside, the sleep over strategy seemed to have worked the first time and Harbaugh is employing the “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” mentality. Who knows? Maybe Jim is using this as an excuse to get away from the wife and go party in Tempe by just claiming it’s a business trip.

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  1. CommCollege69

    He’s the type of guy who would stand over your bed while you sleep and admire you. “Look at this body. This young man is a football machine.”

    8 years ago at 7:51 am
  2. haze_till_i_die

    Saban is watching this little fucker. I hope he rips out Urban’s heart in the game against Ohio state and then they play Alabama in the national championship. And then Bama welcome him to the big time and stomp his ass. He needs to be humbled

    8 years ago at 4:06 am