Johnny Manziel Autographed a $100 Bill Before Browns Game, Making It Priceless
A genius Browns fan (that seems like an impossible combination, to be honest) was able to get Heisman winner and high functioning alcoholic Johnny Manziel to sign a one hundred dollar bill before the Browns-49ers game today, and now that bill is priceless.
Johnny Manziel just signed a $100 bill as “Money Manziel”: https://t.co/OW3jEnenZc pic.twitter.com/t5mZNvnXTU
— SB Nation (@SBNation) December 13, 2015
This is pretty impressive. A Benjamin is on the short list of the best things you could get Johnny Manziel to sign, the others being:
- The breasts of your wife, girlfriend, or if you’re an A&M grad, daughter
- A Four Loko can
- Panties
- A strip club ATM receipt
- A broken bottle shattered during a club fight in the VIP section
- A negative paternity test
- A football, I guess
[via Twitter]
A four loko can? Come on.
10 years ago at 1:11 pmNice name. what is that, French?
10 years ago at 1:56 pm“I swear to God, she’s like… The Pele of anal.”
10 years ago at 3:11 pmYou call this an article?
10 years ago at 1:23 pmIt needs to be at least…..3 times bigger than this!
10 years ago at 1:28 pmThat’s what she said.
10 years ago at 1:51 pmZING!
10 years ago at 2:51 pmNah fuck everyone else this shit was hilarious.
10 years ago at 7:29 amThe selfie of Manziel handing him the bill is almost as bad as this article.
10 years ago at 1:33 pmThat bill is now worth $101.
10 years ago at 1:41 pmHe’s in Cleveland, I hear $100 can buy you an entire neighborhood there
10 years ago at 12:21 amSadly, Cleveland Bob (Bob to his friends) got blackout following another Browns loss and spent his “priceless” hundo on a high end Cleveland hooker. After she gave him his 80 dollars in change, she sold the bill to a delusional Aggies fan and took a bus to Virginia Beach, where she was garroted by a guy who bet the house on a pair of 7’s and needed to blow off some steam. Bob got chlamydia and was stuck in Cleveland forever.
10 years ago at 1:52 pmGreat story, but the Browns are beating the shit out of the Niners
10 years ago at 2:57 pmDon’t back up the fucking niners. They’re ass.
10 years ago at 4:01 pmThe NFL as a whole kind of blows this year. It’s great because football, but there’s a whole lot of ugly games being played. Luckily CFB has been absolutely incredible.
10 years ago at 4:16 pm“Incredible.” Yeah, if you’re a fan of team chaos.
10 years ago at 8:06 pmCollege football is always way better
10 years ago at 8:43 pmFuck you bacon
10 years ago at 3:08 pmThat line is reserved for Steve Holt.
10 years ago at 3:14 pmWhat made you think this account would be a good idea?
10 years ago at 6:08 pmMany things.
10 years ago at 7:50 pmCommon Sense obviously not being one of those Things.
10 years ago at 7:57 pmwho takes a hundred dollar bill to a fucking Browns game?!
10 years ago at 3:36 pmMost people would. $100 in an NFL stadium gets you nachos, a beer and parking.
10 years ago at 4:38 pmParking at Jerry World takes a c note by itself.
10 years ago at 5:59 pmThe Browns pay everyone $100 when they enter the stadium.
10 years ago at 6:38 pmI’m glad Manziel listened to me. Have 6-10 Beers before the game, and te ball will be thrown down the field.
10 years ago at 4:10 pmtall fucked up the app you asshats
10 years ago at 5:14 pmThat was his entire life savings
10 years ago at 5:56 pm