Johnny Manziel Autographed a $100 Bill Before Browns Game, Making It Priceless
A genius Browns fan (that seems like an impossible combination, to be honest) was able to get Heisman winner and high functioning alcoholic Johnny Manziel to sign a one hundred dollar bill before the Browns-49ers game today, and now that bill is priceless.
Johnny Manziel just signed a $100 bill as “Money Manziel”: https://t.co/OW3jEnenZc pic.twitter.com/t5mZNvnXTU
— SB Nation (@SBNation) December 13, 2015
This is pretty impressive. A Benjamin is on the short list of the best things you could get Johnny Manziel to sign, the others being:
- The breasts of your wife, girlfriend, or if you’re an A&M grad, daughter
- A Four Loko can
- Panties
- A strip club ATM receipt
- A broken bottle shattered during a club fight in the VIP section
- A negative paternity test
- A football, I guess
[via Twitter]
Quit with all the fucking ads you pussies
10 years ago at 6:30 pmSo this is how we solve the debt crisis…
10 years ago at 6:33 pmWould do so much blow through that bill
10 years ago at 6:58 pmSounds like bacon wouldnt mind giving johnny boy the ol’ reach around
10 years ago at 8:07 pmWhat’s the ROI on this?
10 years ago at 11:31 pm