Just A Couple Of Alleged Pledges Catching A Quick Nap On ZBT’s Roof At University Of Texas
Pledging can be exhausting. You have to catch some shuteye whenever and wherever possible. That’s why I tip my cap to these two alleged pledges of ZBT that snuck out of their pledge responsibilities to enjoy a luxurious siesta atop of their fraternity house.
Photos of pledges who were allegedly made to sleep on the roof of the ZBT house at @UTAustin pic.twitter.com/zA72RXkjhu
— Chris Walker (@WalkerATX) November 13, 2015
Doubt it, Chris. Pledges aren’t given something as scenic as the roof out of the goodness of brothers’ hearts. Under the deck or in the basement? Absolutely. But if these are pledges sleeping under the clear Texas sky, in broad daylight, mind you, this was definitely of their own doing. It’s roughly around “Hell Week” or “I-Week” for most fraternities, and these kids saw a rare opportunity to take a quick fratnap — probably without the knowledge of their pledge master. Blowing up their spot like this, Chris, is such a dick move on your part.
Snake it till you make it, or until some jackass from across the street throws you up on social media..
Image via Twitter
Chris seems like a very punchable person
10 years ago at 4:36 pmDon’t be such a narc
10 years ago at 4:39 pmJust getting ahead of the story before other outlets confuse it for something as crazy as hazing.
10 years ago at 4:46 pmSuck on my grundle sack
10 years ago at 11:49 pmI bet Chris is a soft core porn critic on the side.
10 years ago at 4:39 pmHe watches porn for the acting
10 years ago at 4:57 pm“These transitions? Sub-par. Lighting? Way off. And who did the score? Hellen Keller? 2/5”
10 years ago at 5:15 pmDamn they gave them a roof to sleep on? Pretty generous to me.
10 years ago at 4:40 pmChris is an anti-semite
10 years ago at 4:41 pmIf Chris had gotten a bid he would know sleeping where actives can’t find you is required by nationals.
10 years ago at 4:49 pmShut it
10 years ago at 8:27 amHow would one even be at an angle where this photo would be taken?
10 years ago at 4:56 pmThere’s an apartment complex right across the street that you could easily be at this height from
10 years ago at 5:23 pmNice detective work Sherlock Holmes.
10 years ago at 5:59 pmI think a better suited nickname would be Captain Obvious.
10 years ago at 6:01 pmFigure it out
10 years ago at 8:27 amSleeping? In my day those would have been dead bodies. After the basement got full, we’d just stack the corpses on the roof.
10 years ago at 5:26 pmDad, chill.
10 years ago at 2:58 amNews story coming out of this will be “OMG, ZBT PLEDGES ROOFIED”
10 years ago at 5:39 pmThey should be called floories because you’re more likely going to end up on the floor rather than the roof. ZBT doing it all sorts of wrong.
10 years ago at 11:32 pmOr rapies.
10 years ago at 4:42 pmROOFied
10 years ago at 1:02 amWoah! Somebody got it!
10 years ago at 1:39 pmUntil they supply some video evidence, I think that this is nothing to worry about.
10 years ago at 5:57 pmBut will you react to it immediately? Or will you wait till TMZ releases it?
10 years ago at 1:40 pmOh yea? Yea think so?
10 years ago at 8:28 am