Let’s Get Weird: August 4
7 years ago

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It’s Friday, it dipped below triple digits in Texas for the first time in forever, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.

Feel free to use this as a Q and A session if you want. I’ll be checking in throughout the day to answer any questions you throw at me. Lots of new faces around here, as I’m sure you’ve noticed by now. More to come, too. What do you want to know? What are you happy about? What are you mad about?

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What are we getting into this weekend?

Swat that ass

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  2. thaisticktony

    You should pledge whatever house you feel will bring the most out of you. Go where you think you might expand your boundaries or make friends you otherwise might not have. Pledge somewhere you truly believe will be beneficial to you and allow you to make lifelong friends.

    7 years ago at 11:23 am
      2. SharkWeekTFM

        I just wrote my answers and emailed them in. But I wouldn’t mind stopping by at one of the podcasts if I’m in town.
        But that is very similar to the question I asked myself in that Commenter of the Week article

        7 years ago at 7:27 pm
      1. TheBionicFrock

        Don’t let big science pull the wool over your eyes, I mean have you ever seen a dinosaur?

        7 years ago at 12:23 pm
      3. SharkWeekTFM

        “Open your eyes to the truth!”
        Nah mate, I don’t even blink. The water cleans these baby blues and I don’t even have eyelids OR nictitating membranes (look it up, clown).
        #neversleep #alwaysopen #realtruth

        7 years ago at 8:32 pm
  4. jizzrag69

    Can you post the address of Wally’s parents so that the high schoolers on this site can TP their yard? I assume Wally still lives there in a room filled with his HS debate team trophies

    7 years ago at 11:33 am
  5. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

    Do you wanna play me in Peter Pan putt putt? Afterwords i was hoping to be invited to cook fajitas at the pool.

    7 years ago at 11:44 am
      1. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

        That’s fair. I’m not allowed at the regular course because I exposed myself to a beer cart girl. I can still come to the pool right?

        7 years ago at 12:24 pm
  6. Rutherfrat

    What’s the weirdest place anyone’s woken up? I’m usually good about getting home to bed. Last weekend I woke up on a piece of plywood using a 2×4 as a pillow on a new dorm construction site.

    7 years ago at 11:55 am
    2. DrGonzoTFM

      In all seriousness it was in bed with a girl who was really fat. Apparently the night before I accidentally slammed her head in to the headboard while banging. She had perky tits for a fat chick though, so there’s that.

      7 years ago at 12:27 pm
    3. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

      Nothing special, in a graduating brother’s apartment living room after a Halloween night at a club, but none of the 11 of us crammed into the SUV that night lived within a half mile. Also, classic morning after — no shirt, no wallet, no phone battery, no contact lenses.

      7 years ago at 2:23 pm
    4. CanadianB4C0N

      Against the railing on the top deck of a cruise ship with arm tied to the bar by my pants so I wouldn’t fall

      7 years ago at 5:25 pm
    6. jizzrag69

      My own bed. I got so many bitches begging me to come over and shove Trent Reznor in their ass I haven’t slept in my own bed in two years.

      7 years ago at 7:44 pm
      2. thevaginator

        That’s not me champ but I’ve been meaning to let you know that the Wi-Fi in your cerebellum is spotty. Works fine when I’m in the frontal lobe but you might wanna get it checked out.

        7 years ago at 9:41 pm
  7. wjhorton17

    I am going island camping on my lake this weekend. Along with several coors light, should I drink a sidewalk slammer or tequila?

    7 years ago at 11:58 am
    2. Ronnie Swanson

      Why don’t you save the money spent on Coors and just piss directly into each others’ mouths?

      7 years ago at 1:11 pm
  8. Big Dumb Idiot

    Dorno, this app has kept me entertained through a many shits, but it seriously sucks now. You got old, Bacon left us, and there’s no more original content. Any changes, or is this what we’ve got now?

    7 years ago at 11:58 am
      1. Sperry Seinfeld

        DeVry is the websites best writer. You silenced him and put him in charge of sifting through resumes…brilliant.

        7 years ago at 12:24 pm
      2. thevaginator

        Have fun standing in line at General admission while trying to get the soft 6 at the bar to notice you little man.

        7 years ago at 5:38 pm
      3. GirthBrooks

        As long as the booze goggles turn that 6 into an 8 I’m cool with it, bitch tits.

        7 years ago at 7:10 pm
    3. SharkWeekTFM

      Get wrekt, lose everything, and die.
      I’ve never won anything when I was wished good luck, but I had great success in theater when ironic curses, like “Break a leg” was put upon me. 😉 I hope you do well.

      7 years ago at 8:41 am