Let’s Get Weird: August 4
7 years ago

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It’s Friday, it dipped below triple digits in Texas for the first time in forever, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.

Feel free to use this as a Q and A session if you want. I’ll be checking in throughout the day to answer any questions you throw at me. Lots of new faces around here, as I’m sure you’ve noticed by now. More to come, too. What do you want to know? What are you happy about? What are you mad about?

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What are we getting into this weekend?

Swat that ass

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  2. thevaginator

    I’ll be going to Vegas for the weekend with some buds and will be getting a dance floor table at Omnia tonight and XS tomorrow so needless to say I’ll be getting laid this weekend. Hope you goobers have fun jerking off at home. Man it’s good to have money.

    7 years ago at 2:46 pm
      1. thevaginator

        I bet that big sarcastic mouth of yours has gotten you your ass beat a few times hasn’t it junior

        7 years ago at 2:08 pm
      2. jizzrag69

        Ass beatings are for pussies. If anybody gets smart with me, I just put a hollapoint in their dome. I’ve already killed two men and I’ll be happy to kill a few more.

        7 years ago at 3:03 pm
    2. thevaginator

      Update: Ended up going home with this 26 year old who was there with her friend for a convention. Her friend went to go meet up with some guy she met the night before so I plowed my girl in her room. Fucked her for about 30 mins before she just sucked me off until I finished. For my standards she was about a 6.5 but for you goobers she would have been at least an 8

      7 years ago at 2:11 pm
      1. jizzrag69

        That’s nothing. I cruised out to LA where my man Kanye had hooked me up with a blind date. We met at The Sayers Club (you peasants have probably never heard of it). Kanye was there and he introduced me to my date. I promised not to fuck-n-tell but her name was Kendall. She took one look at the bulge in my pants and said “Who’s your friend?” I said “That’s Trent Reznor, want to meet him?” Yada yada yada my dick is so sore I can barely pull it out to pee and this Kendall broad is texting me 50 times an hour. Have fun beating off in the bathroom sink, peasants.

        7 years ago at 2:26 pm