LSU Students Lose Minds Over “Noose” Spotted On Campus That Ends Up Being Electrical Wire

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Okay, things have officially gone off the rails.

A noose-looking wire spotted on the LSU campus today went wild on social media as potential hate speech and intolerant behavior.

But just as the the SJWs finished sharpening their pitchforks to march on the president’s office and demand his resignation, the school chimed in to let everyone know things were not what they appeared to be.

Via ABC 2:

The picture was posted on social media and quickly spread through the LSU community. It showed what looked like a loop at the end of a rope or wire high up in a tree near Coates Hall.

A university spokesperson said it was actually part of a lightning prevention device which had come loose from a tree.

One inch in diameter? What is this? A noose for ants???

But don’t worry, LSU still preemptively condemned any hypothetical racial intolerance the campus might see in the future.

The school hasn’t done enough, in my opinion. I believe LSU needs to suspend its ties with electricity until providers start using less offensive, cis-gendered, colorless wires. I like my electricity like I like my cofee — gender neutral.

We can’t afford to be so blinded by our privilege to see how the wires LSU has in place make students feel marginalized and unsafe. Until the new wires are installed, classes should be cancelled. Surely we can find some student groups to organize these protests.

90 percent (or more) of college students are too stupid for their own good. We’ve opened Pandora’s box, folks. It’s only going to get worse from here on out.

[via ABC 2]

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      1. PikeStallion

        I covered that little slut in a bucket of cum and made her slurp every last drop.

        10 years ago at 1:37 pm
      2. PikeStallion

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        10 years ago at 1:44 pm
  1. Frabst

    I wish all these SJW’s would hang themselves to end their obviously miserable existence on this planet.

    10 years ago at 1:17 pm
      1. WorldsWorstCommenter

        When you SteveHolt has a positive count on his comment and you respond to it and get a negative count, that’s when you know it’s time to hang up the gloves.

        10 years ago at 1:29 pm
      2. Steve Holts Therapist

        YOU FUCKING CUNT SUCKING BIGGOT! I’VE WORKED TOO LONG AND TOO HARD TO GET STEVE HOLT IN A STABLE CONDITION! IF I SEE YOU CALL HIM OUT AGAIN, I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE YOUR MOM GIVE ME A BLUMPKIN. THEN I’LL FEED YOU YOUR DAD’S NUTS ON A SHISH-KABOB GRILLED TO PERFECTION.

        10 years ago at 1:55 pm
    1. geed_N_proud

      Seriously. If you’re so offended by the world you live in, maybe you should just not be in it.

      10 years ago at 1:19 pm
  2. NUagsJAKE

    I wish they would have found you hanging from a noose instead you piece of shit

    10 years ago at 1:18 pm
  3. Fratasaurus

    Inanimate objects are now racist. Time to ban electrical wires from college campuses and end privilege

    10 years ago at 1:24 pm
  4. McBallSmack

    I should shave my November beard because it will probably convey the fact that supporting male cancers is cis-male sexist and insensitive to transgender cancers

    10 years ago at 1:24 pm
  5. Roger Goodell

    SteveHolt this article sucks. It the article equivalent of getting punched in the face. You’re suspended for the year. Also, $15,000 Fine + $1,000 extra for each other shitty article you have made this season.

    10 years ago at 1:26 pm
    1. fratsohardUn1versity

      Nah the madness is coming to an end. Check out the Yale Halloween protests where they scream in their professors face. These professors now reap what they sow and realize the monster they created. Now that it effects the isolated ones it will begin to stop

      10 years ago at 2:17 pm
  6. Fratasaurus

    Why is a noose racist? There have been far more whites that have seen the hangman than blacks or any other minority group.

    10 years ago at 1:27 pm
      1. Fratasaurus

        There were plenty of nazis hanged, I guess someone didn’t tell the executioners that the noose is only for minorities.

        10 years ago at 1:38 pm
    1. math_is_hard

      Thank you! Hanging was a standard form of execution in many places for many years for all types of people, but apparently anything that negatively impacted minorities at some point is now racist regardless of whether it impacted all races.

      10 years ago at 11:56 pm