LSU Students Lose Minds Over “Noose” Spotted On Campus That Ends Up Being Electrical Wire
Okay, things have officially gone off the rails.
A noose-looking wire spotted on the LSU campus today went wild on social media as potential hate speech and intolerant behavior.
A noose on campus at #LSU, no surprise here. #blackoncampus
— Kelly A. Jack (@theprovoc_eye) November 12, 2015
What is going on? Threats on Mizzou's campus, threats on Howard's campus, & a noose on LSU's campus. Racists going full throttle
— Ryan Herring (@infiniteideal) November 12, 2015
But just as the the SJWs finished sharpening their pitchforks to march on the president’s office and demand his resignation, the school chimed in to let everyone know things were not what they appeared to be.
Via ABC 2:
The picture was posted on social media and quickly spread through the LSU community. It showed what looked like a loop at the end of a rope or wire high up in a tree near Coates Hall.
A university spokesperson said it was actually part of a lightning prevention device which had come loose from a tree.
It's actually a lightning cable ripped out of place after a tree limb fell. The diameter of noose is 1inch #LSU pic.twitter.com/YvxiN4a8Jh
— Mark Armstrong (@TV_MarkA) November 12, 2015
One inch in diameter? What is this? A noose for ants???
But don’t worry, LSU still preemptively condemned any hypothetical racial intolerance the campus might see in the future.
#LSU campus broadcast in response to report. pic.twitter.com/y2JF5uwtcV
— LSU (@lsu) November 12, 2015
The school hasn’t done enough, in my opinion. I believe LSU needs to suspend its ties with electricity until providers start using less offensive, cis-gendered, colorless wires. I like my electricity like I like my cofee — gender neutral.
We can’t afford to be so blinded by our privilege to see how the wires LSU has in place make students feel marginalized and unsafe. Until the new wires are installed, classes should be cancelled. Surely we can find some student groups to organize these protests.
90 percent (or more) of college students are too stupid for their own good. We’ve opened Pandora’s box, folks. It’s only going to get worse from here on out..
[via ABC 2]
Image via YouTube

That must’ve been a shocking discovery…
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10 years ago at 2:48 pmI wish all these SJW’s would hang themselves to end their obviously miserable existence on this planet.
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10 years ago at 1:56 pmSeriously. If you’re so offended by the world you live in, maybe you should just not be in it.
10 years ago at 1:19 pmCan’t happen, they don’t even know the proper dimensions for a noose
10 years ago at 1:40 pmI wish they would have found you hanging from a noose instead you piece of shit
10 years ago at 1:18 pmInanimate objects are now racist. Time to ban electrical wires from college campuses and end privilege
10 years ago at 1:24 pmThat wire needs to check its privilege
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10 years ago at 1:24 pmSteveHolt this article sucks. It the article equivalent of getting punched in the face. You’re suspended for the year. Also, $15,000 Fine + $1,000 extra for each other shitty article you have made this season.
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10 years ago at 5:55 pmI know for a fact a college campus in 10 years is not a place I’d want to be.
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10 years ago at 2:17 pmSomeone should hang you from a noose
10 years ago at 1:27 pmWhy is a noose racist? There have been far more whites that have seen the hangman than blacks or any other minority group.
10 years ago at 1:27 pmLynching never solved anything except our black people problem.
10 years ago at 1:32 pmThere were plenty of nazis hanged, I guess someone didn’t tell the executioners that the noose is only for minorities.
10 years ago at 1:38 pmFucking cunt suckers. I hate when the noose is used improperly.
10 years ago at 1:41 pmThank you! Hanging was a standard form of execution in many places for many years for all types of people, but apparently anything that negatively impacted minorities at some point is now racist regardless of whether it impacted all races.
10 years ago at 11:56 pm