LSU Students Lose Minds Over “Noose” Spotted On Campus That Ends Up Being Electrical Wire

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Okay, things have officially gone off the rails.

A noose-looking wire spotted on the LSU campus today went wild on social media as potential hate speech and intolerant behavior.

But just as the the SJWs finished sharpening their pitchforks to march on the president’s office and demand his resignation, the school chimed in to let everyone know things were not what they appeared to be.

Via ABC 2:

The picture was posted on social media and quickly spread through the LSU community. It showed what looked like a loop at the end of a rope or wire high up in a tree near Coates Hall.

A university spokesperson said it was actually part of a lightning prevention device which had come loose from a tree.

One inch in diameter? What is this? A noose for ants???

But don’t worry, LSU still preemptively condemned any hypothetical racial intolerance the campus might see in the future.

The school hasn’t done enough, in my opinion. I believe LSU needs to suspend its ties with electricity until providers start using less offensive, cis-gendered, colorless wires. I like my electricity like I like my cofee — gender neutral.

We can’t afford to be so blinded by our privilege to see how the wires LSU has in place make students feel marginalized and unsafe. Until the new wires are installed, classes should be cancelled. Surely we can find some student groups to organize these protests.

90 percent (or more) of college students are too stupid for their own good. We’ve opened Pandora’s box, folks. It’s only going to get worse from here on out.

[via ABC 2]

Image via YouTube

  1. TexasOrder22

    I can’t…I can’t do this anymore. Someone get me some electrical wire and hang me from my pinky toe.

    10 years ago at 1:35 pm
  2. Steve Holts Therapist

    C’mon Steve. We talked about this last time. You can’t take your anger out of the minorities with your talk of fake “nooses”. Your mother would be ashamed of you.

    10 years ago at 1:52 pm
    1. chillonstfm

      People like that claim that they care about the general population, or in this case race, but it’s really more about their 10 minutes in the spotlight

      10 years ago at 9:32 pm
  3. LazyRican

    #BLACKLIVESMATTER #ALLWHITESARERACIST #SAFECAMPUS

    These kids still believe we live in the 40’s or 50’s where hanging minorities was just a normal tuesday #smh

    10 years ago at 2:11 pm
  4. Dudeguy

    I don’t think you understand what diameter means. One inch diameter is about your standard rope.

    10 years ago at 2:33 pm
  5. EQK

    What the fuck is “cofee?” Steve, we all know you’re a liberal and a shitty writer, but at least spell check this fucker before you post it.

    10 years ago at 2:43 pm