Manti Te’o’s Ex-Fake-Girlfriend Named The 69th Hottest Woman In the World By Maxim
I suppose when your list is already a travesty, you might as well have some fun with it (Miley Cyrus is 11 spots ahead of Kate Beckinsale for Pete’s sake, and 58 ahead of Brooklyn Decker).
Coming in hot at number 69 — it appears they’re still into middle school humor, as well — Maxim lists Lennay Kekua, the ex-girlfriend of Manti Te’o. Here she is looking fine as hell in a skimpy black bikini and apparently standing on water:
Here’s the bio:
After Manti Te’o’s fake girlfriend hoax of 2012, we think it might be nice to have an invisible girl of our own to love. Why not? She’s got a ton of great qualities, including looking awesome in a bikini.
Manti Te’o, the gift that keeps on giving.
P.S. How hot is Amber Heard? Goodness.
[via Maxim]
I’d fill her crack with some of my mighty putty.
13 years ago at 9:48 amI’d pee in her butt…
13 years ago at 9:49 amStill hotter than Miley Cyrus
13 years ago at 9:54 amI’d let her pee in my butt.
13 years ago at 9:56 amCunt Punt gets me way harder than this broad.
13 years ago at 10:01 amToo bad Amber Heard plays for her own team.
13 years ago at 10:09 amAmber Heard.. I’d hold her hand
13 years ago at 10:09 amKate Upton could take a few tips from her.
13 years ago at 10:10 amKate, make your goal to slim down to invisibility and maybe I will start jerking it to you again.
wearing chubbies because chicks love a little “man thigh Teo”
13 years ago at 10:12 amDorn, you’re muff cabbage.
13 years ago at 10:16 am