Manti Te’o’s Ex-Fake-Girlfriend Named The 69th Hottest Woman In the World By Maxim
13 years ago

I suppose when your list is already a travesty, you might as well have some fun with it (Miley Cyrus is 11 spots ahead of Kate Beckinsale for Pete’s sake, and 58 ahead of Brooklyn Decker).

Coming in hot at number 69 — it appears they’re still into middle school humor, as well — Maxim lists Lennay Kekua, the ex-girlfriend of Manti Te’o. Here she is looking fine as hell in a skimpy black bikini and apparently standing on water:

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Here’s the bio:

After Manti Te’o’s fake girlfriend hoax of 2012, we think it might be nice to have an invisible girl of our own to love. Why not? She’s got a ton of great qualities, including looking awesome in a bikini.

Manti Te’o, the gift that keeps on giving.

P.S. How hot is Amber Heard? Goodness.

[via Maxim]

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  2. I am Fratticus

    Imagine Amber Heard acting out the Cunt Punt e-mail. I can’t be the only one who thinks that’s hot.

    13 years ago at 10:24 am
    1. fratcoon

      Will admit though that I still can’t help but be amused when it pops up in the real world.

      13 years ago at 10:37 am
  5. Alpha_Delta_Thighs

    Amber Heard could get it if she grows her hair out….not feeling the short hair look

    13 years ago at 11:31 am
  8. frat masterson

    I hooked up with a girl last weekend that looks a little like Amber Heard. And a lot like Dog the Bounty Hunter.

    13 years ago at 4:13 pm
  9. Tallapoosa Snu

    Let’s be fair, you’d be crazy if you wouldn’t rail Miley Cyrus like there’s no tomorrow. Bonus; knock her up and cruise off a $2 billion net worth. I’m cool with that.

    13 years ago at 9:54 pm