Misguided Sorostitute Humor (Vid)

Please don’t take this personally. First of all, my iPhone 12 has fucking phenomenal service, and if a pledge puked on it, I’d just buy another one. I don’t give two shits what you wear to pledgeline. In fact, I’d prefer you didn’t wear anything. At least you know your place on the futon. What is this? Round Up? Too much neon being brought out. Last time I checked, shotgunning a fucking Natty Light was the most romantic thing you can do with a woman. I’d do more than just lay there if I was awake. You bore me. You don’t care about my dad’s yacht? Somebody is jealous because I took another sorostitute on that last trip to the BVIs. Enjoy your history test. I’ll get some other smokeshow to stroke my ego.

  1. FratBro28

    This sorostitute belongs with a hippster or GEED no doubt about it. Frat on brothers

    13 years ago at 4:24 pm
  2. frat masterson

    I immediately stopped the video after, “Frat boy, would it kill you to go to the gym? Cuz GDIs got me lookin’ at them.”

    13 years ago at 4:26 pm
    1. classyandsratty

      That made me so sad. I could never bring myself to look at a GDI. I love my fraternity men.

      13 years ago at 3:12 pm
  3. BroTie

    Notice she disabled comments on youtube. She knows that know one can destroy the soul like we can. “Hazing all day” really builds up the ability to rage.

    13 years ago at 4:54 pm
  4. Kenny Fuckin Powers

    she is upset because she could never get a real fratstar but only a frat “boy” haha dumb slampiece

    13 years ago at 4:54 pm