Misguided Sorostitute Humor (Vid)
Please don’t take this personally. First of all, my iPhone 12 has fucking phenomenal service, and if a pledge puked on it, I’d just buy another one. I don’t give two shits what you wear to pledgeline. In fact, I’d prefer you didn’t wear anything. At least you know your place on the futon. What is this? Round Up? Too much neon being brought out. Last time I checked, shotgunning a fucking Natty Light was the most romantic thing you can do with a woman. I’d do more than just lay there if I was awake. You bore me. You don’t care about my dad’s yacht? Somebody is jealous because I took another sorostitute on that last trip to the BVIs. Enjoy your history test. I’ll get some other smokeshow to stroke my ego.
Moby dick pledge has his work cut out for him.
13 years ago at 4:14 pmagreed^
13 years ago at 4:46 pmBAM!!!
13 years ago at 4:47 pmBOOM! roasted.
13 years ago at 7:00 pmI’d rather have seen her do a 2 minute and 58 second striptease…
13 years ago at 4:21 pmwell, i just pooped my pants.
13 years ago at 4:21 pmSecond^
13 years ago at 4:55 pmThis sorostitute belongs with a hippster or GEED no doubt about it. Frat on brothers
13 years ago at 4:24 pmI immediately stopped the video after, “Frat boy, would it kill you to go to the gym? Cuz GDIs got me lookin’ at them.”
13 years ago at 4:26 pmthat makes two of us
13 years ago at 12:31 amThat made me so sad. I could never bring myself to look at a GDI. I love my fraternity men.
13 years ago at 3:12 pmWhat a waste. I would rather watch a video of her making a sandwich.
13 years ago at 4:33 pmnice
13 years ago at 1:41 pmnice call
13 years ago at 10:37 pmthis video is WAY more enjoyable on mute
13 years ago at 4:33 pmwell i am never getting that 2 minutes and 58 seconds back
13 years ago at 4:50 pmNotice she disabled comments on youtube. She knows that know one can destroy the soul like we can. “Hazing all day” really builds up the ability to rage.
13 years ago at 4:54 pmhahaha i was just about to post this
13 years ago at 5:16 pmHahaha that was the first thing I noticed
13 years ago at 12:40 amshe is upset because she could never get a real fratstar but only a frat “boy” haha dumb slampiece
13 years ago at 4:54 pm