Newbie 999s are FaF

SOUTH CAROLINA—Despite president John F. Kennedy’s unfortunate political views, his lifestyle is deserving of the highest degree of respect. Inspired by JFK’s love for sailing, Boston-based New Balance created the New Balance 999 “The Kennedy”.

The new shoe contains an attractive selection of multi-colored suede and a nautical flag tongue. While a bit louder than the traditional 993s, The Kennedy will make an excellent addition to any high-class wardrobe.

The New Balance 999s will be available for purchase this March 2011, just in time for sailing season (unless your Dad can get them sooner).

    1. cah053

      tha fuck is this? Faf my ass. The only thing that makes this shoe frat is the fact that clearly no fucks must be given to wear these. Im not gonna wear some ugly ass shoesbecause TFM says they are FaF. Any of yall who think other wise are fucking pathetic and just as bad as the GDIs walking around campus ruining the reputation of good fratting brands….DROPPED

      13 years ago at 1:07 am
  1. Merry FRATmas

    bull shit. those are disgusting. if you put those loud ass shoes on you may as well take off your letters as well.

    14 years ago at 3:17 pm
    1. Haze Balls

      Your not frat enough in the first place to wear them so why don’t you take your letters off geed.

      14 years ago at 3:32 pm
  2. carpetmatchdrapes?

    Those will be fun to wear while I’m skating boarding to my break dancing lessons.

    14 years ago at 3:30 pm
  3. fratty bright

    At first I wasn’t feeling them but these might be the essential fraturday shoe.

    14 years ago at 3:44 pm
  4. John Daly Drunk

    i don’t think my sperrys will mind taking a break while i frat these around campus.

    14 years ago at 3:48 pm
  5. Can I get Frat with that?

    I want to like them but they seem too loud. Still gonna buy them thou seem like they would hold up during spring break..

    14 years ago at 3:55 pm
    1. 1890

      if you take away the blue, tan, and shoe strings, then the shoes are essentially 993’s

      14 years ago at 4:11 pm