Newbie 999s are FaF

SOUTH CAROLINA—Despite president John F. Kennedy’s unfortunate political views, his lifestyle is deserving of the highest degree of respect. Inspired by JFK’s love for sailing, Boston-based New Balance created the New Balance 999 “The Kennedy”.

The new shoe contains an attractive selection of multi-colored suede and a nautical flag tongue. While a bit louder than the traditional 993s, The Kennedy will make an excellent addition to any high-class wardrobe.

The New Balance 999s will be available for purchase this March 2011, just in time for sailing season (unless your Dad can get them sooner).

  1. the standard with which..

    Just because they are named “the kennedy” does not mean that they are in any way an attractive shoe. They would look great when worn to match a birthday clowns outfit at a 4 year old gdi party however.

    13 years ago at 4:19 pm
  2. Hazer in Blazer

    After some consideration, I think I like these and will pick up a pair. Sure, they aren’t great for every occasion, but cruising around campus in these will be great. We’re frat, sometimes we need to dress and little loud and set the trend.

    13 years ago at 4:22 pm
  3. MarvinTheBear

    Not a huge fan of the tan/khaki on them but definitely going to purchase a pair.

    13 years ago at 4:31 pm
    1. Dixiecrat

      Waiting to see what fratty people wear before making your wardrobe choices is NF. If you’re frat you can wear whatever the fuck you want to and it works.

      And these shoes are frat as fuck. Just a heads up.

      13 years ago at 5:23 pm
    2. America

      No Dixiecrat, you are wrong. If you’re frat you can NOT “wear whatever the fuck you want to” and be sure that it works. Take these hideous, liberal, douchey shoes for example… not respectable person could get away with wearing them. Just as you can’t wear AF, Affliction, and other gay shit that most likely consumes your closet in your trailer park.

      13 years ago at 6:46 pm
    3. native sig

      It should be understood that AF or Abercrombie would never touch the skin of a frat star. Waiting to see how other people react before making an opinion=NF
      These kicks are FaF

      13 years ago at 9:12 pm
    4. Jacksonsman

      All of you gusy are such fucking pussies it is un believeable. dixiecrat has it right. wear whatever the fuck it is you want to wear and tell everyone else to fuck off. man up and grow some fucking balls. y’all sound like my 12 year old brother who is asking his friend what the coolest new fashion is on the playground. You guys are what is wrong with this fucking country. Your dad’s prolly make 200,000 grand a year and is in debt up to his ass trying paying for a lifestyle he cant afford. Get the fuck real and man up and grow some balls. “Remains to be seen,” my fucking ass. God what a pussy. Now you guys can proceed to call me a GDI. If you guys were FAF then no one would be having this discussion and this whole fucking website is NF. /rant

      13 years ago at 9:34 pm
    5. 1398

      I live in a million dollar+ house with zero debt. You are a joke. Pay tuition with a debit card and have never worried about money.

      13 years ago at 10:13 am
    6. Cash McMogulson III

      Are you really trying to brag about being rich on the Internet? Take two steps back and realize how much of a tool you made yourself sound like in that last post.

      13 years ago at 7:26 pm
    7. Man

      Jacksonman, completely agree, what you said was FaF. Bros on this site that judge each other for style? Y’all sound like prissy sorostitutes. A true fraternity man makes up his own mind about what he wants to wear, because he’s self confident. Sure, I wear Sperrys, Coast, Brooks Brothers, but not because I was told by older bros when I was pledging that I NEEDED to or else I’d get made fun of. I do because I like the style and my fraternity does, not because I’m afraid of being judged by people for not being “fratty” enough.
      Also, I agree with Cash McMogulson III. People need to stop bragging about money on the internet. It sounds like they’re compensating for something. True gentlemen don’t discuss their wealth because they’re taught from birth it makes others that are less fortunate uncomfortable.
      With that said, back to studying for my Constitutional Law final.

      13 years ago at 8:49 pm
    1. Jon M Fratsman

      For anyone reading this, I’m testing the limits of the moderation filter. Carry on, nothing to see here.

      12 years ago at 4:39 pm
    2. Jon M Fratsman

      I’ll dive right in on that leathery old snatch. One more crack on Tennessee, bud. One more fucking crack on my beloved Volunteer State and Granny Parks will know the wrath these 2 inches can deliver.

      It’s been a long week, you guys.

      12 years ago at 4:39 pm
    3. Jon M Fratsman

      Parks I swear to God I’m gonna tear her up. You know who. I don’t give a fuck.

      12 years ago at 4:44 pm
  4. Jefferson Davis

    John F. Kennedy = liberal
    Liberalism = NF
    Therefore, John F. Kennedy = NF.

    13 years ago at 5:18 pm
    1. fradam

      Democrats in the 60’s= more conservative that republicans, even if they were called “liberal”. I’m sure Abe Lincoln is FaF for being “conservative” then.

      13 years ago at 6:30 pm
    2. hot dog

      Kennedy’s economic policies were actually very liberal. When it came to social and foreign policy he was, though, pretty conservative. When it came to banging slampieces, he hit everything that moved except for Jackie.

      13 years ago at 11:44 am
    3. Frattle Brock

      Firstoff, there’s a difference between liberalism and liberal, and it’s pretty fucking significant. Classical Liberalism stems from the Latin word Liberalis meaning: befitting free men, noble, generous. A Liberal Society is a free society…think Liberty. If you don’t your Liberty is FaF I’ll politely ask you to go move to China you know nothing geed…

      13 years ago at 9:02 am